Jokes

mart · 07-22-2010, 08:07 PM

I love childish jokes too.

Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you ?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back !

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was !

07-22-2010, 08:07 PM	#18
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I love childish jokes too. Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you ? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back ! Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here ! Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass ! Father: How were the exam questions ? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy ? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers ! Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ? Son: Absence Father: You were absent on the day of the test ? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was ! __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get