Jokes

MISSY · 04-30-2010, 12:56 AM

Do you know the difference between the Marines and the Boy Scouts???????????? The Boy Scouts have adult supervision!!!!

captnjack · 04-30-2010, 09:55 AM

good one Missy

tigger · 04-30-2010, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MISSY

Do you know the difference between the Marines and the Boy Scouts???????????? The Boy Scouts have adult supervision!!!!

Hay I resemble that!!

WhyYou · 05-04-2010, 02:07 PM

Got this one in an email from a friend!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

mart · 05-13-2010, 06:16 PM

Father,o,Connor keeps chickens behind the church in a coop, one Sunday he goes to feed them and finds the **** has gone missing.
He knows there's cocking fighting in the village.
So at mass he asks the congregration "has anyone got a ****?"
all the men stand up,
" no i meant has anyone seen a ****?"
all the women stand up " no no i meant has anyone seen my ****?".
16 alter boys 2 priests and a goat stood up.

Wen i was kid, mum wud send me to the shops with 50p
I cud get a wham bar, a bag of crisps, a comic book and a bottle of fizzy pop
and still come home with loads of change.
U can't do that these days...and why?

F**king CCTV

captnjack · 05-14-2010, 09:37 AM

Liked the first one Mart!

Texasdrake · 05-15-2010, 12:21 PM

Also think the first one was good Mart.My question is...what was the goat doing in the church?

laranger · 05-15-2010, 06:17 PM

Silly TD; it's obvious he was there for confession.

04-30-2010, 09:55 AM	#2
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	good one Missy __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

05-04-2010, 02:07 PM	#4
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	Got this one in an email from a friend! I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ………… “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter." __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

05-13-2010, 06:16 PM	#5
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Father,o,Connor keeps chickens behind the church in a coop, one Sunday he goes to feed them and finds the ** has gone missing. He knows there's cocking fighting in the village. So at mass he asks the congregration "has anyone got a ?" all the men stand up, " no i meant has anyone seen a ?" all the women stand up " no no i meant has anyone seen my ?". 16 alter boys 2 priests and a goat stood up. Wen i was kid, mum wud send me to the shops with 50p I cud get a wham bar, a bag of crisps, a comic book and a bottle of fizzy pop and still come home with loads of change. U can't do that these days...and why? Fking CCTV __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

05-14-2010, 09:37 AM	#6
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	Liked the first one Mart! __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

05-15-2010, 12:21 PM	#7
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Also think the first one was good Mart.My question is...what was the goat doing in the church? __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

04-30-2010, 12:56 AM	#1
MISSY Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA. Posts: 598	Do you know the difference between the Marines and the Boy Scouts???????????? The Boy Scouts have adult supervision!!!!

05-15-2010, 06:17 PM	#8
laranger Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 604	Silly TD; it's obvious he was there for confession. __________________ Mediocrity shouldn't be a life goal.