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mart · 05-13-2010, 06:16 PM

Father,o,Connor keeps chickens behind the church in a coop, one Sunday he goes to feed them and finds the **** has gone missing.
He knows there's cocking fighting in the village.
So at mass he asks the congregration "has anyone got a ****?"
all the men stand up,
" no i meant has anyone seen a ****?"
all the women stand up " no no i meant has anyone seen my ****?".
16 alter boys 2 priests and a goat stood up.

Wen i was kid, mum wud send me to the shops with 50p
I cud get a wham bar, a bag of crisps, a comic book and a bottle of fizzy pop
and still come home with loads of change.
U can't do that these days...and why?

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05-13-2010, 06:16 PM	#15
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Father,o,Connor keeps chickens behind the church in a coop, one Sunday he goes to feed them and finds the ** has gone missing. He knows there's cocking fighting in the village. So at mass he asks the congregration "has anyone got a ?" all the men stand up, " no i meant has anyone seen a ?" all the women stand up " no no i meant has anyone seen my ?". 16 alter boys 2 priests and a goat stood up. Wen i was kid, mum wud send me to the shops with 50p I cud get a wham bar, a bag of crisps, a comic book and a bottle of fizzy pop and still come home with loads of change. U can't do that these days...and why? Fking CCTV __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get