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WhyYou · 02-28-2009, 10:29 AM

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

captnjack · 02-28-2009, 10:38 AM

That's good whyyou

Anoree · 02-28-2009, 12:44 PM

Hmm, I must have gotten something wrong ...

L-A-Y-S-I-N-E-S-S
12+1+25+19+9+14+5+19+19 = 123%

Edit:
I knew something was wrong. It's written LAZINESS.
12+1+26+9+14+5+19+19 = 105% - still above 100%

02-28-2009, 10:29 AM	#1
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far * kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and * kissing that will put you over the top. __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

02-28-2009, 10:38 AM	#2
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	That's good whyyou __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

02-28-2009, 12:44 PM	#3
Anoree Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 2,015	Hmm, I must have gotten something wrong ... L-A-Y-S-I-N-E-S-S 12+1+25+19+9+14+5+19+19 = 123% Edit: I knew something was wrong. It's written LAZINESS. 12+1+26+9+14+5+19+19 = 105% - still above 100% Last edited by Anoree; 02-28-2009 at 08:33 PM.