Accidental porn

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

As Maxwell Smart might say: "That's the second biggest wiener I've ever seen!" (although I'm sure Agent 99 would be *very* interested!)...

You know, long ago, for a while, Dani dreamed about becoming a secret agent. I can plausibly imagine her assuming the role of "Agent 69" and doing lots of "undercover" work.

And since Dani is a Game of Thrones junkie, she might like to know that the elderly actress playing Lady Olenna Tyrell was long ago much better know as a young lady spy in the celebrated British TV series, The Avengers, and also as the only woman ever to marry James Bond, with the noble title by previous marriage of (phonetically) CUNTessa. Oh, those naughty Bond film writers!

[Randolph Carter]

Ron, thanks for recalling Diana Rigg - she was one of my fantasy girls when I was younger (still is!) I used to fantasize about being a Russian spy and being punished by her

Danielle, would you consider a fantasy with you as Diana interrogating a captive spy? You could use all that cool B&D gear you have, and seeing you in a leather corset would be a sure winner!

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

Ron, thanks for recalling Diana Rigg - she was one of my fantasy girls when I was younger (still is!)...

While she might have shared a bottle of bubbly with him now and then in Jolly Old England, we never did see Emma Peel mounting her trusty Steed - at least not on-camera. But had I been John, with Mrs. Peel around me so often, my reaction might well have led my colleagues to tease me with the middle nickname "Thomas"!

A propos of this, let me reference a song by Ivor Biggun, yet another Brit, called John Thomas Allcock, performed with his band in 1989 here.

While none of Biggun's porn was ever accidental, it almost always has been at least a bit ambiguous. This particular song stands up well to your example above of The Rifleman's enormous weapon. And guess what? It even honors 75-year-old Diana Rigg's renewed thespian fame due to her role in Game of Thrones, because it mentions dragons, the pets of Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen, the GoT character with whom our Dani most identifies!

Robert "Doc" Cox, better known as Ivor Biggun