BDSM Shoot Poll

STAR · 08-16-2011, 01:46 AM

Excuse my other self got a little snarky there, D~. I was giving my vibrator an oil change and the darn thing fell on my.... Right, you don't wanna know... Unless you want to try it.

STAR · 08-16-2011, 02:28 AM

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.

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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me -- don't and stop... unless they are used together.

STAR · 08-16-2011, 04:24 AM

... Geezer for --- Electro Dom

... e83 for --- Tea Master

... enigma for --- Noob Boob Nocker

... Purple Panties for --- Costume Undresser

... STAR for --- The Nasty Bits

Enigma · 08-16-2011, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by STAR

... Geezer for --- Electro Dom

... e83 for --- Tea Master

... enigma for --- Noob Boob Nocker

... Purple Panties for --- Costume Undresser

... STAR for --- The Nasty Bits

lol where did that come from :P

STAR · 08-16-2011, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by enigma2

lol where did that come from :P

The Black Hole in the sky, man.

STAR · 08-16-2011, 05:07 AM

en~ I got this stuff in the mail yesterday. From China. It said to stick it on and in the morning you be detoxed. So I did. Well you know how the Chinese don't translate to English so good? heh... Now I got this smelly sticky stuff on me and every dog in the hood is tryin to hump me, even the females & neutered ones. Turns out it's a pheromone thing. My girlfriend started dragging her butt on the carpet & the last I saw of her she was chasing the mailman down the street. You want some?

STAR · 08-16-2011, 07:15 AM

Ah...Scroll down to the second screen...the site changes. The screen that begins in B/W. http://flamchen.com/movies/all-souls-procession/

danielle_ftv · 08-16-2011, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STAR

en~ I got this stuff in the mail yesterday. From China. It said to stick it on and in the morning you be detoxed. So I did. Well you know how the Chinese don't translate to English so good? heh... Now I got this smelly sticky stuff on me and every dog in the hood is tryin to hump me, even the females & neutered ones. Turns out it's a pheromone thing. My girlfriend started dragging her butt on the carpet & the last I saw of her she was chasing the mailman down the street. You want some?

OMG...that's hillarious. I hope it comes off

STAR · 08-16-2011, 04:51 AM

I say we paint her purple, string her hair with Christmas tinsle, stick a broom handle in her butt, hang her from the ceiling fan, turn it on and lob water ballons at her.

What? ...OK then add a bubble machine if it makes you happy.

View Poll Results: What would you like to see in Danielle's bdsm shoot?
Roleplay	8	26.67%
Whips, canes, floggers, etc.	10	33.33%
Clothes pins, nipple clamps, etc.	8	26.67%
Electric sex toys	10	33.33%
Bondage	14	46.67%
Forced Orgasms	17	56.67%
Suspension	2	6.67%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

08-16-2011, 01:46 AM	#1
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	Excuse my other self got a little snarky there, D~. I was giving my vibrator an oil change and the darn thing fell on my.... Right, you don't wanna know... Unless you want to try it. __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Last edited by STAR; 08-16-2011 at 01:57 AM.

08-16-2011, 02:28 AM	#2
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. * There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me -- don't and stop... unless they are used together.** __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Last edited by STAR; 08-16-2011 at 02:46 AM.

08-16-2011, 05:07 AM	#6
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	en~ I got this stuff in the mail yesterday. From China. It said to stick it on and in the morning you be detoxed. So I did. Well you know how the Chinese don't translate to English so good? heh... Now I got this smelly sticky stuff on me and every dog in the hood is tryin to hump me, even the females & neutered ones. Turns out it's a pheromone thing. My girlfriend started dragging her butt on the carpet & the last I saw of her she was chasing the mailman down the street. You want some? __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

08-16-2011, 07:15 AM	#7
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	Ah...Scroll down to the second screen...the site changes. The screen that begins in B/W. http://flamchen.com/movies/all-souls-procession/ __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

08-16-2011, 04:51 AM	#9
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	I say we paint her purple, string her hair with Christmas tinsle, stick a broom handle in her butt, hang her from the ceiling fan, turn it on and lob water ballons at her. What? ...OK then add a bubble machine if it makes you happy. __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.