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Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: VA.
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A cupple summers ago my husband had a old lady that was feeling faint sit down on his knee and said I need to sit for a sec. and then fainted right in his arms. turned out her sugar was low. but every one gave him hell over it for a while. lol
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Danielle Fan
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Hillsdale Wisconsin.
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Yes a girl used a line on me and i am a girl so i realy don't want to go into that. i like to look at, NOT date.
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Danielle's Future Ex-Husband
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: out yonder way!
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I remember that. that was funny the look on his face.
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Danielle's Biggest Fan
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Ft.Worth,Tx
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Don't know if this would be considered a line.When I was younger and was working as a Security officer for another company.I was working at a partially completed apartment complex with a few buildings being lived in. My job was to make sure no one goes into the part still under construction and to make sure the people lving in the completed part was safe.Well anyway I was working the graveyard shift one night and was walking through the completed part of the complex when I see 2 hottie females using the inground jacuzzi.Figure they were stewardess due to the complex being close to the major airport.They had asked me if I wanted to join them and I told them I didn't have a swimsuit.They reply that I didn't need one.Well be young and dumber I turned them down.
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Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Vancouver
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Wow....you could probably get a job at one of the places Rob shoots at then!
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Best line that a lady ever used on me was "Pull it out a little deeper; it hurts so good."
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Danielle's Future Ex-Husband
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: out yonder way!
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: VA.
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Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The TARDIS
Posts: 503
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Another, back from college: A senior girl asks me out on a... STARCRAFT MATCH date. Dr. Geek Magnet, nice to meet you.
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