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Old 04-30-2010, 07:53 PM   #1
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That's gotta be one of the funniest quotes i've ever heard.
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:22 PM   #2
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Old 05-07-2010, 01:01 PM   #3
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You can't fix stupid!!!!!!!!
Not sure if that's a quote Missy!.
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:18 PM   #4
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Not sure if that's a quote Missy!.
Yet, you quoted it yourself...
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Old 05-10-2010, 04:50 PM   #5
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Yet, you quoted it yourself...
Damn!, i was hoping no one would spot that!.


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Old 05-12-2010, 12:01 AM   #7
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Default Some Mae West Quotes

• Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
• When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
• I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
• When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
• Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Why don't you come on up and see me sometime -- when I've got nothin' on but the radio.
• A hard man is good to find.
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