Quotable Quotes

captnjack · 03-30-2010, 11:02 AM

T-Bone I hope you have some more quotes for us!

In the meantime
"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world." -Marilyn Monroe
"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty." -Marilyn Monroe
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." -Marilyn Monroe
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." -Marilyn Monroe

mart · 03-30-2010, 05:50 PM

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

My favourite.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

T-bone Thomas · 03-30-2010, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captnjack

T-Bone I hope you have some more quotes for us!

Sure I have more quotes for you. How about this one:

"We're going to jail for sure"
Lia19, after getting naked for a shoot in public.

Thank god it never happened.

Copyright for this t-shirt: T-bone

Geezer · 03-30-2010, 07:59 PM

Good quotes T-Bone but... even BETTER photos! Keep 'em coming!

mart · 03-31-2010, 06:18 AM

I spend most of my earnings, on "beer and women", the rest i just waste.-Mart.

MISSY · 03-31-2010, 09:12 PM

If you can read thank a teacher ! IF its in english thank your military! saw that on a bumper sticker.

BlackAdder · 04-01-2010, 08:08 AM

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

BlackAdder · 04-01-2010, 09:16 AM

When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong, or absolutely right.
Albert Guinon

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
Eric Hoffer

A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Euripides

03-30-2010, 11:02 AM	#1
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	T-Bone I hope you have some more quotes for us! In the meantime "Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world." -Marilyn Monroe "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty." -Marilyn Monroe "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." -Marilyn Monroe "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." -Marilyn Monroe __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

03-30-2010, 05:50 PM	#2
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! My favourite. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

03-30-2010, 07:59 PM	#4
Geezer Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 895	Good quotes T-Bone but... even BETTER photos! Keep 'em coming! __________________ Well, Dingle my Berries !!!

03-31-2010, 06:18 AM	#5
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I spend most of my earnings, on "beer and women", the rest i just waste.-Mart. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

04-01-2010, 08:08 AM	#7
BlackAdder Board Newbie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Seattle Posts: 9	A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. __________________ Like private parts are we to the Gods, they play with us for their sport.

03-31-2010, 09:12 PM	#6
MISSY Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA. Posts: 598	If you can read thank a teacher ! IF its in english thank your military! saw that on a bumper sticker.

04-01-2010, 09:16 AM	#8
BlackAdder Board Newbie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Seattle Posts: 9	When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong, or absolutely right. Albert Guinon Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe. Euripides __________________ Like private parts are we to the Gods, they play with us for their sport.