Jokes

mart · 09-01-2009, 05:48 PM

Thanks for the info Immortal!. it may come in use for some of us.

Immortal · 09-04-2009, 01:18 AM

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.

The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde?

The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

To all the Blondes on this forum, I'm dead!

Satir · 09-04-2009, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.

The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde?

The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

To all the Blondes on this forum, I'm dead!

lol lol ololo

mart · 09-04-2009, 12:32 PM

Why did the blonde wash her phone?
Because she thought she wouldn't get any dirty phone calls with a clean one.

Immortal · 09-05-2009, 02:29 AM

I won't make any comments here, Just watch the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I

Satir · 09-05-2009, 05:25 AM

Pity i dont know this guy but i underst00d this joke

he wants someone to slap his nuts

mart · 09-09-2009, 05:28 PM

Good one Immortal!, that guys nuts!!!.

Here's another silly parody, all i'll say is watching this one could save you toothpaste.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYiAst-Zoc

09-01-2009, 05:48 PM	#1
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09-04-2009, 01:18 AM	#2
Immortal In Love with Danielle Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Middle-of-nowhere, Wisconsin. Posts: 174	Blonde At Best Buy A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V. To all the Blondes on this forum, I'm dead! __________________ аемб еру ыучшуые цщьут щт еру штеуктуе! Wir lieben euch Danielle!

09-04-2009, 12:32 PM	#4
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Why did the blonde wash her phone? Because she thought she wouldn't get any dirty phone calls with a clean one. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

09-05-2009, 02:29 AM	#5
Immortal In Love with Danielle Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Middle-of-nowhere, Wisconsin. Posts: 174	I won't make any comments here, Just watch the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I __________________ аемб еру ыучшуые цщьут щт еру штеуктуе! Wir lieben euch Danielle!

09-05-2009, 05:25 AM	#6
Satir Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 90	Pity i dont know this guy but i underst00d this joke he wants someone to slap his nuts __________________ FTV girls reviews (My site)

09-09-2009, 05:28 PM	#7
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Good one Immortal!, that guys nuts!!!. Here's another silly parody, all i'll say is watching this one could save you toothpaste. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYiAst-Zoc __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get