Jokes

mart · 08-14-2009, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Immortal

Alot of cool videos in here. Heres some more british comady i think should be included.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk5pO06BdSk

Thanks for the link Immortal, that brought back memories. I used to watch "the youngs ones" every week because it was truely funny, satirical and rebellious for it's time.

Satir · 08-14-2009, 05:42 AM

Joke:
Two gays sitting in the bus. First saying to another: "Let's do IT right here". Second answer "No! Look around. A lot of people here."
First: "How about... If I'll smoke here and nobody pays attention we'll do it?"
Second: "OK."
The gay smoked his cigarette and nobody said anithing. Fellows did their dirty business.

Next day in another bus. Two alcoholics:
First: "Let's drink here."
Second: "You must be crazy!! Yesturday one guy's been ****** in the *** after smoking in the bus "

laranger · 08-14-2009, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satir

Joke:
Two gays sitting in the bus. First saying to another: "Let's do IT right here". Second answer "No! Look around. A lot of people here."
First: "How about... If I'll smoke here and nobody pays attention we'll do it?"
Second: "OK."
The gay smoked his cigarette and nobody said anithing. Fellows did their dirty business.

Next day in another bus. Two alcoholics:
First: "Let's drink here."
Second: "You must be crazy!! Yesturday one guy's been ****** in the *** after smoking in the bus "

Satir, did you really find that funny or just like the humilation it offered?

Satir · 08-14-2009, 08:04 AM

You think its not funny?
yes i find this funny. at least it sounds great on my native language

How do you like my english?

laranger · 08-14-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Satir

You think its not funny?
yes i find this funny. at least it sounds great on my native language

How do you like my english?

Actually, no I did not. It demeans 2 classes of people.

BTW, your English is probaly better than mine, thanks for asking.

Immortal · 08-14-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mart

Thanks for the link Immortal, that brought back memories. I used to watch "the youngs ones" every week because it was truely funny, satirical and rebellious for it's time.

Your welcome Mart. Too bad the young ones was a short lived show.

mart · 08-14-2009, 05:56 PM

True Immortal "the young ones" was shortlived, shame though. Just found this clip the best Arnie impression ever and i was literally in tears watching this. In my opinion the funniest comedy sketch on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weQDA0HNJiE

Immortal · 08-14-2009, 06:44 PM

You got to love "Parody's", Well no one HAS to but i do so here are 2 of my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTLUSMOgas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y

I hope someone gets a kick out of these

mart · 08-14-2009, 06:53 PM

Well i certainly got a kick out of them Immortal.

absolutely hilarious.

mart · 08-15-2009, 02:41 AM

Another Arnie impersonator that had me in tears of laughter. "Arnie's pizza shop answering machine".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEZyS2pjE4

Immortal · 08-15-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mart

Another Arnie impersonator that had me in tears of laughter. "Arnie's pizza shop answering machine".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEZyS2pjE4

Now that was funny Mart! I came across This parody, and this one had me in tears as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpvr91p7DM

I had to add this one too, not as funny but it pays off at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q64oOPWVoBE

08-14-2009, 05:42 AM	#2
Satir Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 90	Joke: Two gays sitting in the bus. First saying to another: "Let's do IT right here". Second answer "No! Look around. A lot of people here." First: "How about... If I'll smoke here and nobody pays attention we'll do it?" Second: "OK." The gay smoked his cigarette and nobody said anithing. Fellows did their dirty business. Next day in another bus. Two alcoholics: First: "Let's drink here." Second: "You must be crazy!! Yesturday one guy's been **** in the * after smoking in the bus " __________________ FTV girls reviews (My site)

08-14-2009, 08:04 AM	#4
Satir Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 90	You think its not funny? yes i find this funny. at least it sounds great on my native language How do you like my english? __________________ FTV girls reviews (My site)

08-14-2009, 05:56 PM	#7
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	True Immortal "the young ones" was shortlived, shame though. Just found this clip the best Arnie impression ever and i was literally in tears watching this. In my opinion the funniest comedy sketch on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weQDA0HNJiE __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

08-14-2009, 06:44 PM	#8
Immortal In Love with Danielle Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Middle-of-nowhere, Wisconsin. Posts: 174	Parody's! You got to love "Parody's", Well no one HAS to but i do so here are 2 of my favorites. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTLUSMOgas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y I hope someone gets a kick out of these __________________ аемб еру ыучшуые цщьут щт еру штеуктуе! Wir lieben euch Danielle!

08-14-2009, 06:53 PM	#9
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Well i certainly got a kick out of them Immortal. absolutely hilarious. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

08-15-2009, 02:41 AM	#10
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Another Arnie impersonator that had me in tears of laughter. "Arnie's pizza shop answering machine". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEZyS2pjE4 __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get