Jokes

Euphoria · 04-24-2009, 04:02 AM

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth II have both died on the same day. Both ascend to the Gates of Heaven. The Angel Guardsman stands before them.
"I am afraid there is only room for one more person", says the Angel,
"To enter, one of you must give the best reason as to why you should enter Heaven", "Dolly Parton! You may go first"
"Well. As you can see, I am very shapely with these pair of enormous breasts. Handcrafted by God himself. I am very sure that the great Lord would like his finest creation to join him in Heaven" says Dolly.
"Ah! Very good. Now, Queen Elizabeth II! Please give your reason".
The Queen says nothing, but walks over to a toilet and flushes it.
"Outstanding Ma'am! You have earned your place in the glorious Heavens. Welcome Queen Elizabeth II".
A puzzled look appears on Dolly Parton's face
"Hold on a minute! You are seriously turning me down?! I was offering these pair of huge boobs! All she did was flush a toilet! What the hell!"
"Ah well, you see Ms Parton. Even in Heaven, a Royal Flush always beats a Pair.

04-24-2009, 04:02 AM	#11
Euphoria Just Visiting Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: No where in particular Posts: 3	Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth II have both died on the same day. Both ascend to the Gates of Heaven. The Angel Guardsman stands before them. "I am afraid there is only room for one more person", says the Angel, "To enter, one of you must give the best reason as to why you should enter Heaven", "Dolly Parton! You may go first" "Well. As you can see, I am very shapely with these pair of enormous breasts. Handcrafted by God himself. I am very sure that the great Lord would like his finest creation to join him in Heaven" says Dolly. "Ah! Very good. Now, Queen Elizabeth II! Please give your reason". The Queen says nothing, but walks over to a toilet and flushes it. "Outstanding Ma'am! You have earned your place in the glorious Heavens. Welcome Queen Elizabeth II". A puzzled look appears on Dolly Parton's face "Hold on a minute! You are seriously turning me down?! I was offering these pair of huge boobs! All she did was flush a toilet! What the hell!" "Ah well, you see Ms Parton. Even in Heaven, a Royal Flush always beats a Pair.