Has a Girl ever used a line on you?

Immortal · 07-26-2010, 07:21 PM

This has to be the BEST one to ever happen to me, and recent too. My wife and i were on our way to a H.O.G event when we pulled into a gas station for gas. My wife goes in to use the rest room so while I'm pumping fuel this Young (19? 20YO) Woman (Very hot at that!) walks up to me and asks: "Would you ride me on your bike?" Knowing i would not take her anywhere and just for fun i asked: "Where do you want to go?" Her answer shocked me!

She said, with a big smile: " I don't want to go anywhere i want you to RIDE me on your bike!" I just said "Ohhh...sorry i'm married." She said "Sucks to be you" and walked away right past my wife. My wife asked "What did she want?" I said "You would not believe me if i told you i don't even believe it." Well i told her and she laughs and said "Sounds like it sucks to be HER!"

Seems scary that a young girl like that would walk up to a total stranger Twice her age and ask such a question like that.
True story.

AlexanderLL · 07-27-2010, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Immortal

This has to be the BEST one to ever happen to me, and recent too. My wife and i were on our way to a H.O.G event when we pulled into a gas station for gas. My wife goes in to use the rest room so while I'm pumping fuel this Young (19? 20YO) Woman (Very hot at that!) walks up to me and asks: "Would you ride me on your bike?" Knowing i would not take her anywhere and just for fun i asked: "Where do you want to go?" Her answer shocked me!

She said, with a big smile: " I don't want to go anywhere i want you to RIDE me on your bike!" I just said "Ohhh...sorry i'm married." She said "Sucks to be you" and walked away right past my wife. My wife asked "What did she want?" I said "You would not believe me if i told you i don't even believe it." Well i told her and she laughs and said "Sounds like it sucks to be HER!"

Seems scary that a young girl like that would walk up to a total stranger Twice her age and ask such a question like that.
True story.

Say what?! Craziest story I've ever heard about getting hit on as a guy. This would make a great porno BTW. I think I have my screen play.

Don't we all feel good when us guys get hit on? I know I do. I remember I was in a restaurant eating lunch with my friends. A group of girls walked by who were in their 20s. A couple of them turned their heads to look back at my table trying to get a good view of this *amazing* body. They must have broke her necks because their heads turned 180 degrees.

MISSY · 07-28-2010, 07:31 PM

A cupple summers ago my husband had a old lady that was feeling faint sit down on his knee and said I need to sit for a sec. and then fainted right in his arms. turned out her sugar was low. but every one gave him hell over it for a while. lol

Danifan2009 · 07-29-2010, 11:23 PM

Yes a girl used a line on me and i am a girl so i realy don't want to go into that. i like to look at, NOT date.

women.

tigger · 07-30-2010, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

A cupple summers ago my husband had a old lady that was feeling faint sit down on his knee and said I need to sit for a sec. and then fainted right in his arms. turned out her sugar was low. but every one gave him hell over it for a while. lol

I remember that. that was funny the look on his face.

Texasdrake · 08-01-2010, 01:39 PM

Don't know if this would be considered a line.When I was younger and was working as a Security officer for another company.I was working at a partially completed apartment complex with a few buildings being lived in. My job was to make sure no one goes into the part still under construction and to make sure the people lving in the completed part was safe.Well anyway I was working the graveyard shift one night and was walking through the completed part of the complex when I see 2 hottie females using the inground jacuzzi.Figure they were stewardess due to the complex being close to the major airport.They had asked me if I wanted to join them and I told them I didn't have a swimsuit.They reply that I didn't need one.Well be young and dumber I turned them down.

Natal · 08-02-2010, 06:06 AM

Wow....you could probably get a job at one of the places Rob shoots at then!

laranger · 08-02-2010, 07:06 AM

Best line that a lady ever used on me was "Pull it out a little deeper; it hurts so good."

07-26-2010, 07:21 PM	#1
Immortal In Love with Danielle Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Middle-of-nowhere, Wisconsin. Posts: 174	This has to be the BEST one to ever happen to me, and recent too. My wife and i were on our way to a H.O.G event when we pulled into a gas station for gas. My wife goes in to use the rest room so while I'm pumping fuel this Young (19? 20YO) Woman (Very hot at that!) walks up to me and asks: "Would you ride me on your bike?" Knowing i would not take her anywhere and just for fun i asked: "Where do you want to go?" Her answer shocked me! She said, with a big smile: " I don't want to go anywhere i want you to RIDE me on your bike!" I just said "Ohhh...sorry i'm married." She said "Sucks to be you" and walked away right past my wife. My wife asked "What did she want?" I said "You would not believe me if i told you i don't even believe it." Well i told her and she laughs and said "Sounds like it sucks to be HER!" Seems scary that a young girl like that would walk up to a total stranger Twice her age and ask such a question like that. True story. __________________ аемб еру ыучшуые цщьут щт еру штеуктуе! Wir lieben euch Danielle!

07-29-2010, 11:23 PM	#4
Danifan2009 Danielle Fan Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Hillsdale Wisconsin. Posts: 10	Yes a girl used a line on me and i am a girl so i realy don't want to go into that. i like to look at, NOT date. women. __________________ Blessed Be!!

08-01-2010, 01:39 PM	#6
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Don't know if this would be considered a line.When I was younger and was working as a Security officer for another company.I was working at a partially completed apartment complex with a few buildings being lived in. My job was to make sure no one goes into the part still under construction and to make sure the people lving in the completed part was safe.Well anyway I was working the graveyard shift one night and was walking through the completed part of the complex when I see 2 hottie females using the inground jacuzzi.Figure they were stewardess due to the complex being close to the major airport.They had asked me if I wanted to join them and I told them I didn't have a swimsuit.They reply that I didn't need one.Well be young and dumber I turned them down. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

08-02-2010, 07:06 AM	#8
laranger Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 604	Best line that a lady ever used on me was "Pull it out a little deeper; it hurts so good." __________________ Mediocrity shouldn't be a life goal.

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07-28-2010, 07:31 PM	#3
MISSY Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA. Posts: 598	A cupple summers ago my husband had a old lady that was feeling faint sit down on his knee and said I need to sit for a sec. and then fainted right in his arms. turned out her sugar was low. but every one gave him hell over it for a while. lol

08-02-2010, 06:06 AM	#7
Natal Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Vancouver Posts: 667	Wow....you could probably get a job at one of the places Rob shoots at then!