Accidental porn

[RonTheLogician]

This thread is for posting examples of accidental porn.

Here is the first example, which porn girls obsessed with My Little Pony might find amusing.

?Bizarre books? fall into a fairly small number of categories. The most immediately funny are old titles which, because of changes in our usage of language, mean something quite different now: Drummer Dick?s Discharge, Erections on Allotments, Two Men Came Together (The story of Mr Rolls and Mr Royce), Shag the Pony (or Shag the Caribou, for that matter), Invisible Dick. - source

Is this like that strange
Columbian tradition
reported on here?

[danielle_ftv]

Oh my gosh! I love that . Erections on Allotments...sounds fancy!

[Randolph Carter]

These come from Maddox (a somewhat acerbic blogger who has some funny stuff about pirates and "real men" and such):

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....i?u=uscc_part1

Along with Maddox's narrative, I found this one the funniest:

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

...Along with Maddox's narrative, I found this one the funniest:

Dani is fond of all things Disney, so I'll observe that the lad on your publicity magazine cover had been among the first generation of Mouseketeers. Before he would leave The Rifleman, at age 16 he'd play opposite a fellow Mouseketeer, for which character he had the hots. This was appropriate preparation for his famous nude love scene (a Mouseketeer first!) eleven years later in the movie The Naked Ape.

Anyway, maybe when young Mark McCain is finished handling his father's log, he can try whacking off the pesky protuberance bothering the young lady in the photo below? (And to think Dorothy Gale bitched about the animated trees in The Wizard of Oz, hmmph!)

Your photo might well be an example of accidental porn - but there is always the possibility that something is clandestine subliminal porn! I have always leaned toward the latter theory when it came to another 1960's TV character, the famous Beaver Cleaver. Ramming home the deal for me was the fact that, in private, Eddie Haskell would always call the little fellow squirt. (Dani, Eddie was the illegitimate great-great-great-etc grandson of Joffrey Baratheon, whose facial features and character, I will admit, had been diluted through the generations.)

[Randolph Carter]

As Maxwell Smart might say: "That's the second biggest wiener I've ever seen!" (although I'm sure Agent 99 would be *very* interested!)

Or another quote from Frank Zappa: "Great googly-moogly!"

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

As Maxwell Smart might say: "That's the second biggest wiener I've ever seen!" (although I'm sure Agent 99 would be *very* interested!)...

You know, long ago, for a while, Dani dreamed about becoming a secret agent. I can plausibly imagine her assuming the role of "Agent 69" and doing lots of "undercover" work.

And since Dani is a Game of Thrones junkie, she might like to know that the elderly actress playing Lady Olenna Tyrell was long ago much better know as a young lady spy in the celebrated British TV series, The Avengers, and also as the only woman ever to marry James Bond, with the noble title by previous marriage of (phonetically) CUNTessa. Oh, those naughty Bond film writers!

[Randolph Carter]

Ron, thanks for recalling Diana Rigg - she was one of my fantasy girls when I was younger (still is!) I used to fantasize about being a Russian spy and being punished by her

Danielle, would you consider a fantasy with you as Diana interrogating a captive spy? You could use all that cool B&D gear you have, and seeing you in a leather corset would be a sure winner!

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

Ron, thanks for recalling Diana Rigg - she was one of my fantasy girls when I was younger (still is!)...

While she might have shared a bottle of bubbly with him now and then in Jolly Old England, we never did see Emma Peel mounting her trusty Steed - at least not on-camera. But had I been John, with Mrs. Peel around me so often, my reaction might well have led my colleagues to tease me with the middle nickname "Thomas"!

A propos of this, let me reference a song by Ivor Biggun, yet another Brit, called John Thomas Allcock, performed with his band in 1989 here.

While none of Biggun's porn was ever accidental, it almost always has been at least a bit ambiguous. This particular song stands up well to your example above of The Rifleman's enormous weapon. And guess what? It even honors 75-year-old Diana Rigg's renewed thespian fame due to her role in Game of Thrones, because it mentions dragons, the pets of Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen, the GoT character with whom our Dani most identifies!

Robert "Doc" Cox, better known as Ivor Biggun