Funny photos/signs - Page 2

DWM222 · 02-07-2010, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

You forgot about him licking my BOOBS, whats up with that! He does it to no one else just me!!!!!!!!!!! HE is realy a sweet cat , likes his belly rubbed too. and don't set your food down and leave it unatended or he will help him self!

So...when do we get to see those pics?

(Welcome back Missy)

T-bone Thomas · 02-07-2010, 11:05 AM

I like Pouncer! I think her deserves his own thread and profile, any ideas for an avatar? He's already the most famous cat here on the forum, lol.

Anoree · 02-07-2010, 11:31 AM

I like Pouncer, too, and agree he deserves his own thread and profile.
It's a shame it would be awfully difficult for him to post here. Maybe he could get a translator, like ... Sarah?
Naw, Tigger wouldn't want to expose her to us weirdos.

tigger · 02-07-2010, 06:25 PM

I dont think he quite mastered reading yet. lol all he does with the paper is shred it into little pieces. He does lick Missys boobs though and i have no idea why!

tigger · 02-09-2010, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MISSY

You forgot about him licking my BOOBS, whats up with that! He does it to no one else just me!!!!!!!!!!! HE is realy a sweet cat , likes his belly rubbed too. and don't set your food down and leave it unatended or he will help him self!

Maby he thinks if he lick's them they will grow?

Texasdrake · 02-09-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

You forgot about him licking my BOOBS, whats up with that! He does it to no one else just me!!!!!!!!!!! HE is realy a sweet cat , likes his belly rubbed too. and don't set your food down and leave it unatended or he will help him self!

You're not covering them in some kind of sweet smelling body lotion?

MISSY · 02-10-2010, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tigger

Maby he thinks if he lick's them they will grow?

Oh Tigger, I know where you sleep. lol

MISSY · 02-10-2010, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasdrake

You're not covering them in some kind of sweet smelling body lotion?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheDoctor · 03-03-2010, 09:39 PM

FANTASTIC, Missy. That shoul also be on the "Jokes" thread!

laranger · 03-03-2010, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoctor

FANTASTIC, Missy. That shoul also be on the "Jokes" thread!

I moved it the suggested thread.

MISSY · 03-03-2010, 10:47 PM

Im sorry but after seeing that photo, I just coulden't help my self. Tigger has not seen it yet , he and Amanda snuck off to have supper at Red Lobster. after Amanda blew up the crab legs in the microwave. lol

MISSY · 03-03-2010, 10:53 PM

Thats not where i wold keep mine but I thought you guys would enjoy it.

WhyYou · 03-03-2010, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

A pick of Marcy at one of our training classes. calm down WhyYou. lol

MMMMmmmmmmm....Marcy!

MISSY · 03-03-2010, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by WhyYou

MMMMmmmmmmm....Marcy!

lol I knew you would like that one!

WhyYou · 03-04-2010, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

lol I knew you would like that one!

For the next one, get her to face the camera!

MISSY · 03-06-2010, 11:13 PM

Laranger the early years!

MISSY · 03-06-2010, 11:15 PM

Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISSY · 03-06-2010, 11:17 PM

Lololololololol

MISSY · 03-06-2010, 11:19 PM

In most cases they can remove all of that after the wreck!

Geezer · 03-07-2010, 09:28 AM

Missy! YOU are one sick broad!

Texasdrake · 03-07-2010, 04:15 PM

I would like to know what he does for a living? only thing job I can see him working is a sideshow freak in a circus.Imaging him going in to apply for a job and the interviewer going...

mart · 03-09-2010, 05:10 PM

Missy where are you getting these from, their hilarious!!!. Especially the baby at the computer, just keep them coming Missy.

Geezer · 03-09-2010, 05:41 PM

BURMA SHAVE

For some of us, this brings back great memories. For you younger ones, you don’t know what you missed!

For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields.

They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.

Here are more of the actual signs:

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
BURMA SHAVE

TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
Burma Shave

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE
Burma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma Shave

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
Burma Shave

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave

CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER
Burma Shave

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
Burma Shave

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
Burma Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
Burma Shave

AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
Burma Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE
Burma Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma Shave

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma Shave

A GUY, A MISS
A CAR, A CURVE
HE KISSED THE MISS
AND MISSED THE CURVE

Do these bring back any old memories?

If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt... LIKE ME!

mart · 03-12-2010, 11:01 AM

I just Googled Burma Shave, until you mentioned him Geezer, i'd never heard of him. He certainly come out with some great sayings. Here's a few more i found.

Forest fires
Start from scratch
So think before
You toss
That match

Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who
Drive like crazy
are

On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny

Thirty days
Hath September
April
June and the
Speed offender

Violets are blue
Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink

Pull off
The road
To change a flat
Protect your life--
No spare for that!

MISSY · 03-13-2010, 01:24 AM

Pouncer isn't the only one checking things out! lol

MISSY · 03-13-2010, 01:25 AM

I thing this is cute!

mart · 03-14-2010, 12:10 PM

My tv...my remote...even when i'm sleeping.
dog remote.jpg
I swear i never drank them...hic!!!
bartender-dog.jpg
It's elementry my dear dogson!.
1cooldog.jpg

MISSY · 03-14-2010, 12:48 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MISSY · 03-14-2010, 12:49 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa

MISSY · 03-14-2010, 12:50 PM

grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

DWM222 · 03-14-2010, 11:23 PM

Great pics Missy & Mart..

tigger · 03-15-2010, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by missy

oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God Missy that is just gross

BlackAdder · 04-01-2010, 07:00 PM

tigger · 12-09-2010, 10:17 PM

Goto go ya got to go! lol

tigger · 12-09-2010, 10:18 PM

wooooopsss

Geezer · 03-19-2011, 08:09 PM

Looks like Danielle made it into Playboy!

shortyboi · 05-14-2011, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Geezer

Looks like Danielle made it into Playboy!

Ha Ha it would be interesting to see her shoot for them, especially in the front page.

ugo · 05-14-2011, 01:19 PM

great Missy yours funny here

ugo · 05-19-2011, 04:12 PM

Finding it so amuse me

zanara · 09-16-2011, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by voncroy10

here's a funny one

watch out guys

haha

LOL! Their imagination is unbelievable

)

02-07-2010, 06:25 PM	#53
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	I dont think he quite mastered reading yet. lol all he does with the paper is shred it into little pieces. He does lick Missys boobs though and i have no idea why! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

03-07-2010, 09:28 AM	#69
Geezer Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 895	Missy! YOU are one sick broad! __________________ Well, Dingle my Berries !!!

03-07-2010, 04:15 PM	#70
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	I would like to know what he does for a living? only thing job I can see him working is a sideshow freak in a circus.Imaging him going in to apply for a job and the interviewer going... __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

03-09-2010, 05:10 PM	#71
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Missy where are you getting these from, their hilarious!!!. Especially the baby at the computer, just keep them coming Missy. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

03-09-2010, 05:41 PM	#72
Geezer Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 895	Burma Shave signs BURMA SHAVE For some of us, this brings back great memories. For you younger ones, you don’t know what you missed! For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream. Here are more of the actual signs: DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR. BURMA SHAVE TRAINS DON'T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP 'CAUSE NOBODY SITS IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP Burma Shave SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH BY MISTAKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND JAKE Burma Shave DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD TO GAIN A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT Burma Shave DROVE TOO LONG DRIVER SNOOZING WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING Burma Shave BROTHER SPEEDER LET'S REHEARSE ALL TOGETHER GOOD MORNING, NURSE Burma Shave CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND A LITTLE MORE STEER Burma Shave SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS NOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT Burma Shave THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE Burma Shave AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? Burma Shave NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU Burma Shave A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' Burma Shave AT INTERSECTIONS LOOK EACH WAY A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY Burma Shave BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL EYES ON THE ROAD THAT'S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER'S CODE Burma Shave THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING Burma Shave CAR IN DITCH DRIVER IN TREE THE MOON WAS FULL AND SO WAS HE. Burma Shave PASSING SCHOOL ZONE TAKE IT SLOW LET OUR LITTLE SHAVERS GROW Burma Shave A GUY, A MISS A CAR, A CURVE HE KISSED THE MISS AND MISSED THE CURVE Do these bring back any old memories? If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt... LIKE ME! __________________ Well, Dingle my Berries !!!

02-07-2010, 11:05 AM	#51
T-bone Thomas Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 437	I like Pouncer! I think her deserves his own thread and profile, any ideas for an avatar? He's already the most famous cat here on the forum, lol.

02-07-2010, 11:31 AM	#52
Anoree Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 2,015	I like Pouncer, too, and agree he deserves his own thread and profile. It's a shame it would be awfully difficult for him to post here. Maybe he could get a translator, like ... Sarah? Naw, Tigger wouldn't want to expose her to us weirdos.

03-03-2010, 10:47 PM	#60
MISSY Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA. Posts: 598	Im sorry but after seeing that photo, I just coulden't help my self. Tigger has not seen it yet , he and Amanda snuck off to have supper at Red Lobster. after Amanda blew up the crab legs in the microwave. lol

03-12-2010, 11:01 AM	#73
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I just Googled Burma Shave, until you mentioned him Geezer, i'd never heard of him. He certainly come out with some great sayings. Here's a few more i found. Forest fires Start from scratch So think before You toss That match Statistics prove Near and far That folks who Drive like crazy are On curves ahead Remember, sonny That rabbit's foot Didn't save The bunny Thirty days Hath September April June and the Speed offender Violets are blue Roses are pink On graves Of those Who drive and drink Pull off The road To change a flat Protect your life-- No spare for that! __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

03-14-2010, 12:10 PM	#76
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	My tv...my remote...even when i'm sleeping. dog remote.jpg I swear i never drank them...hic!!! bartender-dog.jpg It's elementry my dear dogson!. 1cooldog.jpg __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

03-14-2010, 11:23 PM	#80
DWM222 Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 478	Great pics Missy & Mart.. __________________ Have I ever lied to you....That you know of?

04-01-2010, 07:00 PM	#82
BlackAdder Board Newbie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Seattle Posts: 9	__________________ Like private parts are we to the Gods, they play with us for their sport.

05-14-2011, 01:19 PM	#87
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	great Missy yours funny here __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl.