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Old 05-26-2013, 08:44 AM   #1
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Wow..... You were once so different. So intoxicating..... so refreshing. Now? Just another web performer with sh!t in her mouth.

You were once something that nobody could emulate, simply untouchable with that unique blend of innocence, beauty, and desire.

I dont know if the path your on is your own, of it you are taking advice from some "handler".... either way... the illusion is over.



Thank you for everything .... but I'm from this point on, I'm saying goodbye.

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Old 05-27-2013, 02:26 AM   #2
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Wow..... You were once so different. So intoxicating..... so refreshing. Now? Just another web performer with sh!t in her mouth.

You were once something that nobody could emulate, simply untouchable with that unique blend of innocence, beauty, and desire.

I dont know if the path your on is your own, of it you are taking advice from some "handler".... either way... the illusion is over.



Thank you for everything .... but I'm from this point on, I'm saying goodbye.

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Ok I have this question if you are so bothered by her doing ATM or that she has lost the thing that made you come here.... and have already decided not to come back what is the point of this post?

People only complain when they want something to change.... I would take a guess and see that in this case it wont change as it's already been done so the point of a rant post is kinda mute and pointless....

Also you have to remember that things in life will and do change, so I guess you will have to determin if what she has done and will do really that bad or not.... if so then I am sure you will find something more to your liking if not then I guess you will carry on watching.... either way a rant post serves no perpose.
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Old 05-27-2013, 07:16 AM   #3
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Danielle had planned to do this and more for quite some time and told us so, so it's not really a surprise that she has taken that step now.
It just might be a bit surprising at this point, because she told us she'd probably wait until her tattoo removal and dental work would be finished.
I guess the tax request she told about in D390 sped up the process.

Danielle suspected that she might be loosing some fans, hopefully not too many, but is hoping to gain some more being seen on the big companies' sites.

I'm sure she is sorry about every single fan that decides to turn away, and not for the financial part of it.
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Old 05-27-2013, 07:34 PM   #4
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I haven't been on here in a while, because Danielle is changing her style to more hardcore, which is fine, and it's her decision, it's just something that doesn't appeal to me. However, I judge models based on their good movies, not their bad movies. I'll still watch Danielle's good solo movies, I can just not watch the stuff that I don't like, so It's not really much of a problem for me. I'll just focus on the positives, and watch the things that I like.
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Old 05-28-2013, 08:28 PM   #5
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I understand that there will be negative (and positive) consequences to my decision to start shooting with other companies. It does upset me that people may decide to stop being a fan because of something that I do but at the same time (I as much as I would like to) I can't please everyone.

ATM is something I've always wanted to try. I think a lot of you know how sexually adventurous I am. I have a "sex bucket list" that I would love to complete. I feel like doing these things on camera (especially if it's for the first time) will give my fans a chance to be a part of a special experience with me.

I've never had a "handler". I don't have someone telling me I need to do this sex act or that sex act. I do whatever feels natural to me.
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:25 PM   #6
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Personally i am not into it, but for whatever reason i really like it this time. it may be because i never expected and u looked so sexy

Anyway, we, as humans, cannot always satisfy everyone. We cannot obligue someone to fit our ideas. True fans respect decisions and enjoy the work. IF someone is not a fan of ATM or Danielle working for others, it is ok. But let,s be honest. She is not our GF, and even if she were, she is an adult. I think some people have this idea that she belongs to them or has a utopic dream of marrying her, so nobody else can "****" her. I would want to marry her, too, but let,s be realistic, 0.0000001% chances. The bottom line is that people should stop complaining and demanding and have to either enjoy or just avoid an "unpleasant" video.

BTW I am mouth watering waiting for the bangbros scenes
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I would want to marry her, too, but let,s be realistic, 0.0000001% chances.
Who says that the percentage is that small
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Old 05-30-2013, 12:50 PM   #8
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I hope to find out someday. You are gorgeous. If i were with you, I would wake up everyday thinking that the day before was a dream
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:21 AM   #9
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Wow..... You were once so different. So intoxicating..... so refreshing. Now? Just another web performer with sh!t in her mouth.

You were once something that nobody could emulate, simply untouchable with that unique blend of innocence, beauty, and desire.

I dont know if the path your on is your own, of it you are taking advice from some "handler".... either way... the illusion is over.



Thank you for everything .... but I'm from this point on, I'm saying goodbye.

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I think you were a bit blunt about it, but I'll say that her site has left my interest, primarily because I don't watch ANYTHING with men in it, and her site has gone from softcore to hardcore. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just not for me, I just don't get turned on by seeing a guy's harry a$$, if another guy does, that's OK, I just can't get off to that. Her site will attract some guys, and repel others, A.K.A. me. It's fine for her to send the site in this direction, just don't expect me to be a paying member if there are no good updates anymore. Continuing to be a member to a site that doesn't ever give good updates is isomorphic to continuing to be a member of a site that has stopped updating, this is why I haven't been around in a while, but I will say that I focus on the positives, and still enjoy the old updates.
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Old 06-10-2013, 09:21 AM   #10
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My problem with hardcore is that it destroys the 'mystery', the illusionary desire created by feminine beauty. It raises the question of where do you go next, and seems to be a self-defeating process in that there are only so many positions and arrangements available before the whole thing becomes a parody of itself.
This is not to belittle anyone's choices; just an opinion.
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Old 06-12-2013, 02:03 AM   #11
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I update my website with one hardcore video and one hardcore photo set a month. Granted last month there were two hardcore updates but that's mainly because I wanted to get those two videos out ASAP. The "Car Conversation" videos (that have included my male talent) won't be showing up as often for a while.
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:53 PM   #12
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Oh c'mon Mr. OC Boob, what the frell is your beef against "Automatic Teller Machines"?! If you dislike the stuff, just frelling cut the BS and get the frell out to a site you like, for cryin' out loud!

Admins, might thou please EXTERMINATE this frelling thread? Makes no sense at all...

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Wow..... You were once so different. So intoxicating..... so refreshing. Now? Just another web performer with sh!t in her mouth.

You were once something that nobody could emulate, simply untouchable with that unique blend of innocence, beauty, and desire.

I dont know if the path your on is your own, of it you are taking advice from some "handler".... either way... the illusion is over.



Thank you for everything .... but I'm from this point on, I'm saying goodbye.

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Old 06-14-2013, 10:53 PM   #13
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Thank you TheDoctor for making me laugh for the first time today
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:30 AM   #14
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Thou art most welcome, Ms. D. Must have been a truly lousy day if you get your first laugh at almost 4 pm though...

PS: Actually, I was trolling Mr. OC "Boob" into spitting back something really angry and stupid and get himself deservedly banned. Worked better than expected.
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Bahahaha...you're too funny TheDoctor. I actually woke up fairly late hence why I didn't laugh until 4pm
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Bahahaha...you're too funny TheDoctor. I actually woke up fairly late hence why I didn't laugh until 4pm
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Old 06-24-2013, 01:45 PM   #17
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Bahahaha...you're too funny TheDoctor. I actually woke up fairly late hence why I didn't laugh until 4pm
On that note great line from the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". "If God were a city planner he would not have put a playground next to a sewage plant." lol
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wow dramatic much...me personally i have wide sexual taste....not much but the very extreme that i dont like. You got to be true to you, if u decide not to do something, its your site, being a member doesnt give us ownership over you and your decisions...i for one look forward to the other things on the list
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wow dramatic much...me personally i have wide sexual taste....not much but the very extreme that i dont like. You got to be true to you, if u decide not to do something, its your site, being a member doesnt give us ownership over you and your decisions...i for one look forward to the other things on the list
Thank you for taking the time to write this on my forum. Positive comments like what you wrote are ALWAYS appreciated and taken to heart.
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Whatever you want to do is fine with me, Danielle. I am out of the country a lot on an extended film project out of touch in remote locations in the Mtns of Peru. Checking in quickly to catch up on my fav model while in country.

A few comments: Fans who have been paying attention for a while know that you are unquestionably squeaky clean, take 3 - 5 baths a day, refused an anal scene because of not being sure of being perfectly clean, very conscious about being absolutely clean for anal or anything else and requires partners be so as well. So, to be blunt, under the right circumstances I would suck a c**k coming out of that gorgeous a$$ - plus bury my squirming tongue as far into it as possible - and I don't normally suck c**k, if that tells you anything.

I really do not like "porn" much for a lot of reasons and I do not consider your work in what I categorize as porn because most of what others do is - let's just say not very appealing to me. Maybe it's semantics, personal preference, or bias. To me your art form is better termed "erotica" and that is the lexicon I use when promoting your work to others. You may perform acts others do, but in your own unique, tasteful, classic, fun style. You are more of a complete artist than just an adult film actress/model. To a lot of people I know/work with the word porn is synonymous with sexploitation, etc. so I have learned not to use it in reference to you or your work.

The issue of perceiving your work as being somehow compromised by certain of your choices seems absurd since it is so varied. The personal exploration of your sexuality is to be celebrated. Art does not need to be condoned or even understood intellectually. It is to be felt. Art does not beg for nor depend on universal approval. All great art, including yours, is intrinsically challenging; it changes the perspective of the viewer whether intended or not. It is and should be a pure and brutally honest reflection of the artist in time and a statement of the significance of that time. This is what makes it timeless and you clearly accomplish that. People will be seeing and commenting on it both pro and con probably for generations after the bulk of trashy porn is long discarded.

The appeal goes deeper than your beauty. You were born to pleasure and creativity ~ and you do it very very well, Dear.





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Damn right I'm squeaky clean lol. I spend hours preparing for an anal scene. A lot of people don't understand how intense it is to prepare for an anal scene.
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(...there's an idea for an update)
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LOL yeah right. That is soooo not something I would ever put on camera
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Awww, then I'm outta heere/ :sniffling:
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Haha...I assume you are joking Star...at least I hope so
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Old 02-18-2014, 03:30 PM   #26
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I must say that I was surprised to learn today about you doing ATM. But then again, the latest episode of a US broadcast TV serial comedy (which has always featured lots of edgy sexual material) was called TWO BROKE GIRLS ...And the ATM. However, it seems that for once the writers were just pulling our leg, as the only ATM in the show was a machine which dispensed cash.

Um... you know this is gonna make it lots harder for nearly all of us to fantasize about French kissing you, right? And you do like French stuff, n'est pas?

Look... I'm not saying give up the ATM, but how about a compromise? Let's say you get a stuffed animal, pleasure it silly with a dildo, and then suck the dildo! Isn't doing it with a four-legged friend kinky enough for you?

Or how about you get your entire bottom custom-molded in latex (a potential store item!) and then do the ATM gig with the latex model? Just think of the hours and hours you can save on enemas and related hygiene!

Or how about combining your on-again off-again medical studies with your cinematic career? When you pull the dildo out of your anus, subject it to the autoclave treatment before giving it the good ol' taste test!

As a final alternative, maybe you can do a sci-fi short! Import a dildo from an outer planet and suck away, while a co-star exclaims in amazement: OMG! Danielle, are you REALLY sword-swallowing a dildo from Uranus?!!!

Speaking of sci-fi and medical gear, to be frank, the last time I was anywhere this grossed out was when, in the BBC TV episode Polymorph, Red Dwarf's Lister nicks gear from the medical unit to replace the plastic tableware of which he had grown weary. (One can read the dialog from this episode here.)


P.S. None of my business, but... what turns you on about ATM? Is it a daredevil thrill of possible injury, like jamming oversize things up your bottom? Please do always use safe methods to get off, at home or on the job.
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I must say that I was surprised to learn today about you doing ATM. But then again, the latest episode of a US broadcast TV serial comedy (which has always featured lots of edgy sexual material) was called TWO BROKE GIRLS ...And the ATM. However, it seems that for once the writers were just pulling our leg, as the only ATM in the show was a machine which dispensed cash.

Um... you know this is gonna make it lots harder for nearly all of us to fantasize about French kissing you, right? And you do like French stuff, n'est pas?

Look... I'm not saying give up the ATM, but how about a compromise? Let's say you get a stuffed animal, pleasure it silly with a dildo, and then suck the dildo! Isn't doing it with a four-legged friend kinky enough for you?

Or how about you get your entire bottom custom-molded in latex (a potential store item!) and then do the ATM gig with the latex model? Just think of the hours and hours you can save on enemas and related hygiene!

Or how about combining your on-again off-again medical studies with your cinematic career? When you pull the dildo out of your anus, subject it to the autoclave treatment before giving it the good ol' taste test!

As a final alternative, maybe you can do a sci-fi short! Import a dildo from an outer planet and suck away, while a co-star exclaims in amazement: OMG! Danielle, are you REALLY sword-swallowing a dildo from Uranus?!!!

Speaking of sci-fi and medical gear, to be frank, the last time I was anywhere this grossed out was when, in the BBC TV episode Polymorph, Red Dwarf's Lister nicks gear from the medical unit to replace the plastic tableware of which he had grown weary. (One can read the dialog from this episode here.)


P.S. None of my business, but... what turns you on about ATM? Is it a daredevil thrill of possible injury, like jamming oversize things up your bottom? Please do always use safe methods to get off, at home or on the job.
You are tooooo funny

There isn't really anything that turns me on about doing ATM. It's just a heat of the moment thing.
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Hey Danny,

The short audio recitation linked just below your photo here came to mind because I know you like Japanese anime's extra-terrestrial sweetheart, Sailor "Moon", who, if true to her name, is probably into both naval and anal maneuvers! (I suppose she can do them simultaneously by serving on the poop deck?) So should you ever again assume the identity of Sailor Moon, "I gar-on-tee" I have the ideal theme music for a sweet "Loosiana" baby girl like you, the Dixieland Jazz number here.


It would seem that doing lots of ATM is good practice if you ever want to ship out to sea, as explained here.
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At long last! A solution to the riddle of supporting your penchant for ATM without alienating fans: Just work out a deal with Caroline's angel, whose good deeds are described in the zipped mp3 audio file here.

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Wink Le Sexoflex advises "Put your butt where your mouth is!"

It seems that those naughty boys and girls at Le Sexoflex have a rad music video here appropriate for this thread, which makes us wonder if ATM is related to sploshing. Decide for yourself!

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Wink Public Enema Number One? I thought that was "number two"!

Our old friend Ivor Biggun has something to contribute to the discussion here as well. Let's return to the days of The James Whale Show on Britain's Yorkshire Television in 1989, here, wherein Ivor's band offers a bluesy celebration of him being "public enema number one" and a "man of effluence"!
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Hi Dani,

Kermit says that if you can't find a stuffed animal to penetrate with your dildo, so that you have something more sanitary to suck on than by doing ATM, he is willing to let you peg him instead.

Gosh, what would Miss Piggy say?


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I am disappointed that it is hard to find a Medical Doctor offering an opinion via the Internet concerning the physical health hazards of ATM and the most effective regimen to minimize and monitor them.

I've located a couple of discussion threads on WebMD which address the topic, but neither are these edited by medical professionals nor the credentials of those posting authenticated. Anyway, find them here and here.
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You know, I had thought that with my previous posts, I had finally put the whole ATM thing behind me (if you forgive the pun). But no! Last night I had a dream - really a nightmare - and the issue once again reared its ugly (and probably uncircumscised) head to nag at me.

Thank goodness dreams aren't real! This one began with you on your knees in your room, giving head to a boy. You were in your Girl Scout uniform, and your Mom walked in, wearing her own Scoutmistress uniform. I guess you guys had recently come back from a den meeting, but I don't know for sure, because dreams don't have a rewind button like some TiVoed HBO program.

Anyway, Mom is terribly shocked at what she sees and shouts "X! (using your real name, which I could not make out because it's a secret, after all) What in the WORLD do you think you're doing, young lady?"

You earnestly and respectfully reply "It's okay, Mom. I've been acquainted with Dick for a long time. And until you walked in on us, we were hidden from everyone's view. It's not as if we're doing this out in the open... or taping a porn movie for public consumption! Just because I do something intimate in private life, doesn't mean that I'd tell ANYONE, not even my BFF, much less wantonly put it on display for the whole world to slobber over in some commercial film. I thought you knew me better than that!"

"But dear," your Mom continues, blushing deeply while still trying to remain composed, "you may indeed have known Dick for a long time by now", pointing at your guest, "but you still don't know where his, umm, thing has been, do you?"

"First off," you answer, a bit more indignantly this time, "his name is NOT Dick. It's Steven... or Stanley... well anyway, its starts with an S for sure!" Then, taking a deep breath, you declare, "and I do SO know where his 'thing' has been. Only minutes ago it had been shoved all the way up the place where I poop from - for maybe a quarter of an hour!"

At that, your Mom's anxiety evaporates and she sighs, "Oh, thank goodness!"

Then I started to wake up, try as I might to find out what happens next.

But believe me, I don't want to go through an experience like this again. So, at long last, I think I've worked out a scheme that will put the ATM issue to rest once and for all!

What got me thinking was the laser treatments you've been taking to remove your tattoos. Knowing how much girls of your generation like piercings as well, I asked myself, what if they just turned up the laser a lot and drilled a hole in your belly so that they could section your intestines and perform a simple laproscopic colonostomy procedure! Next time one of your girlfriends boasted about her new belly ring piercing, you could tartly one-up her with, "BFD, I've had them do an actual belly piercing!"

Since you could then eliminate directly from your belly, you could clean out your rectum once and for all and never again worry about fecal contamination! And no more scrupulous, time-consuming, rectal sanitation rituals! You know what they say: "With friends like a colonostomy bag, who need enemas?"

And today's bags NO LONGER need be the dowdy medical appliances of yesterday. No, they can become your favorite HIGH FASHION accessory, as evidenced by the fetching (or is that felching?), sexy photograph below! In your place, I'd start listing some on your Amazon gift list even before you schedule the surgery.

Damned if you'd want Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian stealing your thunder as a stylish trend-setter. F U C K! That publicity whore Kimmie/Kiki/whatever JUST TODAY tried to upstage you and steal the thunder of your recent shoot in Florence by marrying Kanye there!


P.S. I don't begin to understand why an accomplished black man like Kanye West would want to marry a white woman, who, with her two sisters, together use the three first initials K-K-K! Maybe Kim really is the "perfect b_itch," as Kanye calls her, but then again, isn't that what OJ used to call the late Nicole? In any case, Kanye should keep his cool if the marriage doesn't work out. Should the time come that Kim can't get him off anymore, her Dad is no longer alive to get him off, either!
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Old 09-05-2014, 03:10 AM   #35
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Hey Dani,

This is my hundredth post, in recognition of which I will now be promoted into the category of In Love With Danielle. May I prove worthy of the title....

You know, long ago, when I was a lad, the Christmas season only began with Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade in New York City, broadcast nationwide across the USA, at the end of which Santa would appear, riding in his reindeer-drawn sleigh. The season has always been a gold-rush for retailers, so it is hardly surprising that over the years they would be tempted to do absolutely anything to extend it, in hopes of bigger profits. So now, practically the day Halloween is over, up go the Xmas decorations! And I say, hell, why wait even that long? With Labor Day now a memory, why not just begin the Happiest Time of Year at once!!! Yay!!!!

We, your fans, know you are an incurable bookworm. So it would be a big surprise to us if you weren't keen to gobble down all the Charles Dick-Ends you could! Therefore, I will now whip out the old Yule log and wave it in your face, in the hopes that you never, ever land up Scrooged!!!


I'm your worry-wart fan: You know, the one who is fearful you'll shove the Chrysler Building up your a$$ or land up poisoning yourself with your very own colon's microbes. So now I bring you early warning of where your increasingly wanton ways may lead you in the future, with the help of the Spirit-of-Porn-Christmas-Yet-To-Come (again-and-again!)

Aside: We all know your real name isn't Danielle, and since the Spirit doesn't want to blow your cover, the prophetic vision it offers calls you Amy (also NOT your real name!) Amy means "beloved" and has almost the same spelling as the word for "friend" in France, the famed home of your beloved fleur-de-lis, you crazy "Loosiana" baby girl!!!

Beware!!! Beware!!! Find the vision here.
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Cool Dramatic major potential health BENEFIT of ATM (no $hit, LOL!)

Hello Dani,

As a former pre-med student, I hope the following may prove of interest to you.

At very long last I have been able to discover a potential health benefit of ATM. Of course, I'd like to emphasize the word POTENTIAL and encourage anyone with any type of serious medical problem to seek the guidance of a qualified professional.

You can thank your neighbors at the Mayo Clinic right there in metro Phoenix for this helpful information. They write the following here.
"Clostridium difficile is a huge problem for the elderly," says Robert Orenstein, D.O., of Mayo Clinic in Arizona...

The incidence of Clostridium difficile infection (CDI) has risen sharply over the last two decades. The number of cases among hospitalized adults tripled between 1993 and 2005...

"Patients with CDI are missing certain gut flora, usually as a result of antibiotic use," Dr. Orenstein explains... "Restoring the missing flora seems to be the key."

...he says, one therapy - fecal microbiota transplantation (FMT or fecal transplantation) - has proved highly effective at eradicating C. difficile infection and restoring a healthy gut microbiota.
Call it Two Girls, One Cup ...AND a physician?

Now, despite the well-worn bromide "Don't try this at home!" some people seem to be doing just that. Consider the unvetted how-to-guide offered by the author of the Web site ThePowerOfPoop.com on the page here.


Further, the BBC Discovery series episode on the 6th of this month, titled "Patients Doing It for Themselves" profiles lay, at-home execution of a fecal transplant in a three-minute segment starting 13min 38sec into the podcast here. Also included are the remarks of a Scottish physician who uses nasal injection. (And you thought haggis-making recipes were disgusting, LOL!) He neglects to explain why the feeding tube is administered nasally rather than orally; perhaps it is simply a matter of mechanical stability and aim away from the trachea (windpipe)?

In any event, the cited Mayo Clinic article elaborates so:
Fecal transplantation can be performed via nasogastric tube, nasojejunal tube, upper tract endoscopy, colonoscopy and retention enema. Dr. Orenstein says he prefers colonoscopic infusion because it safely and effectively delivers healthy bacteria to the site of most C. difficile infections.

"If something goes wrong with nasogastric insertion, the complications could be disastrous," he notes...
Naturally, self-ATM cannot be used for fecal transplantation (unless of course someone defecates into your anus first; has that paraphelia made it into porn yet?) But as the old joke goes, I guess if you want to get to Carnegie Hall, you must practice and practice and practice!

Long before humans trod the earth, other species took to $hit-eating naturally. For example, rabbits routinely eat their own night poop, as explained here. You might want to keep that in mind the next time you take your nephew Carter to a petting zoo and are tempted to kiss the cute widdle bunny wabbit wight on the mouth! Aww! (And at last we know why chocolate Easter bunnies are never made out of white chocolate.)

New-born elephants eat their mother's poop, to acquire the microbes they need to lead a healthy life, a rationale hardly unlike that which underlies the restorative human therapy detailed above. Many years ago I saw a film (which I recall was made by Sir David Attenborough) that includes a graphic depiction of the baby elephant digging in. Had it been easy to locate, I would have extracted a suitable frame and added the subtitle: "Yum! Just like Mom used to make!" Maybe your "taste" for ATM is an evolutionary left-over, like the appendix?

You know what? Now I'm starting to wonder if they really told us the WHOLE truth about eating the yellow snow... ;-P

Bottoms up!
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Old 11-24-2014, 03:12 AM   #37
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Cool HEY! I didn't just pull the idea out of my a$$

Maybe some people wrongly imagine I completely made up the posting above on "fecal transplants." All I can say is that the reader should follow the link to the REPUTABLE MEDICAL SOURCE for her/himself! Do really you think I would $HIT Danielle about fecal transplants? (That's something you do for yourself, LOL!)

On a palliative note, can we work out some surrogate antic to replace ATM, as use of methadone usurps use of heroin? Dani, would it FEEL JUST AS GOOD AS ATM if you used TWO dildos (or live dicks!), one for the a$$ & ANOTHER for the mouth?
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I still need to finish reading this thread when I get more time. I would have no problem kissing (or more) Danielle after she finished an ATM session. I'm enamored with her and enjoy her work.
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Thanks Anoree for sharing the video link. I watched it, and.....WOW!! That's a mouthful (no pun intended). I see her issues and understand the sudden direction shift. Shame I wasn't aware of Danielle during that time. I might have been able to help her with the tax issue, depending on what was involved. I'm sure the bill was paid off long ago, but if not, you may be able to get some of it amended down. Either way Danielle is a gorgeous woman who is very creative. I personally love that she shared herself with us.

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