Question Thread for Danielle

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by e83

Have you ever tried ***** pumping?
what's the silliest thing you've ever done with your breasts?

Here is the VIDEO reply to your questions.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by SwingingWeiner

Do you still have plans to do a clips4sale site, and if so will you be accepting custom video requests?
Do you still enjoy seeing weiners or have you seen enough that you are used to them?

Here is the VIDEO reply to your questions.

[e83sOHpFYv]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

Here is the VIDEO reply to your questions.

Danielle, Thank you for the Video Log and funny answer to a silly question!

e83

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by e83sOHpFYv

Danielle, Thank you for the Video Log and funny answer to a silly question!

e83

You're welcome. Doing silly videos like that is fun.

[RonTheLogician]

Except for sexual athletes like porn stars, the ability to both stay erect and not ejaculate is difficult for men, even with various tricks. You've said that when you masturbate, you'll typically come three or four times. So I bet your private-life off-screen lovers find it very difficult to match what you can accomplish alone through jilling!

For the present, surgeons only install penile implants in patients with erectile dysfunction, when other therapies have failed or are counter-indicated. But technology progresses and social attitudes evolve: e.g. I bet the use of breast implants in healthy women for aesthetic reasons was also resisted at first!

So... assuming it is safe and effective, would you like it if your husband or partner had a penile implant, giving him a robo-dick that could always outlast your need for it erect? I imagine you'd like it better than if he wore a lesbian-style strap-on, because it would feel real on the outside in the way only a penis can.

Or am I wrong? Do you get the same pleasure as with an erect penis if your partner (female - or potentially male) uses a strap-on instead? And in either case, is masturbating always the best physical experience for you, even if not the most fulfilling psychological experience?

As if that wasn't enough to answer, try this, too: Since you have become a real anal sex fan, let's say we master (re)generative therapy in humans well enough so that we can grow an extra penis anywhere on a man, as easily as some quadrupeds can regenerate a lost limb. Would you like it if hubby had an extra one so he could do you vaginally and anally at the same time? Imagine that... one-man DP!!! (Or - even freakier - one-woman DP!!!)

P.S. And... if I volunteer "for the sake of science", will you marry me?

P.P.S. Note for math nerds who read titles: 2x6 inches/stroke x 1/2 million unbroken strokes = 6 million inches

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

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So... assuming it is safe and effective, would you like it if your husband or partner had a penile implant, giving him a robo-dick that could always outlast your need for it erect?

Do you get the same pleasure as with an erect penis if your partner (female - or potentially male) uses a strap-on instead? And in either case, is masturbating always the best physical experience for you, even if not the most fulfilling psychological experience?

Would you like it if hubby had an extra one so he could do you vaginally and anally at the same time?

I don't think these questions have been asked and answered before so I shall answer them in a video log.

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

So... assuming it is safe and effective, would you like it if your husband or partner had a penile implant, giving him a robo-dick that could always outlast your need for it erect? ...

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

I don't think these questions have been asked and answered before so I shall answer them in a video log.

Great! Actually, scientists are already hard at work on the prototype, as evidenced by the first half of the video here.

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

You're welcome. Doing silly videos like that is fun.

I think Woody Allen once said that laughing is the most fun you can have without engaging in sex. And Freud offered a theory of the verbal joke in which humor emerges when a "forbidden" concept suddenly and unexpectedly replaces a "legitimate" one as a narration is brought to a close. Thus, we shouldn't be surprised that sex (and so porn) has the potential to provide a basis for comedy.

Comedian Dave Attell believed so much in this premise that he supposedly risked considerable personal funds financing a serial television show to bring it to life. In each episode, Attell and a top-tier guest comedian would crack jokes while viewing films from "The Golden Age of Porn" (1970s and 1980s), with hardcore footage toned down to softcore via video "pasties." And one or two veteran porn stars from the era would drop by to review their old work as well.

Dave's Old Porn ran for two seasons on Showtime at the start of this decade, but was not picked up for a third. Attell keeps the dream alive via a website here. Regrettably, however, it appears his online store as yet sells no DVDs of the episodes which aired! It would be a tragedy if the only way one could see these again was via pirated copies!

Danny, would you invite suggestions about making more funny porn videos? Excluding any work you've done, what is the funniest porn scene you recall watching? And could any of your own work be used to put together a funny "blooper" reel? (Perhaps you and other FTV girls could team up to make such a reel.) Finally, what would you think about applying the "Attell method" to your old work, re-releasing footage with voice-over observational humor added?

P.S. For now, have a free, quick chuckle about women and porn here.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

Danny, would you invite suggestions about making more funny porn videos? Excluding any work you've done, what is the funniest porn scene you recall watching? And could any of your own work be used to put together a funny "blooper" reel? (Perhaps you and other FTV girls could team up to make such a reel.) Finally, what would you think about applying the "Attell method" to your old work, re-releasing footage with voice-over observational humor added?

I always accept suggestions for future shoots. I don't really watch porn for entertainment purposes...really only for research. I think I've answered the "blooper" question in a video log. To answer your last question....I don't have the equipment to do that nor would I know how to do that. I suppose that could be funny for a video log but I'm not sure if people would want to pay to see re-released footage.

[Eric]

It's listed as an update in the non members section but it's not in the member's section. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!