Happy Valentine's Day

Pin-Up Artist · 02-13-2009, 02:05 PM

I know I'm new to this board--& I can't find the "Danielle looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend" thread anymore--but with tomorrow being Valentine's Day, it got me thinking. Admittedly, it's a long-shot that you'd date a total stranger just because they write something nice on your board, but there's always the chance that fate could be at work. And I did see you mention that another model found her husband through her website, so what the heck.

There are a lot of guys (& girls) out there who'd be happy just to have sex with you. I know you're only 20; maybe you're not necessarily thinking long-term, but I hope you'll look deeper than outward appearances. From reading what you've written & seeing your video answers to questions, I think you're a thoughtful girl. You come across as sweet & kind. You have aspirations for a life beyond modelling, & you sound interesting. I hope you'll only stay with someone who truly appreciates these qualities in you. In my experience, there are a lot of girls in their early 20's who--I don't know if they want to be mistreated, but they don't really want to be treated well. I'm not sure if it's a self-esteem thing or what, but they push away guys who should be keepers & keep guys who hit them or keep them down. Please don't be one of those girls, Danielle. You should hold-out for someone who's really happy to spend time with you, someone you look forward to seeing & who looks forward to seeing you. And I mean that in more ways than just "in the bedroom". Someone who loves you when you're sick, who gets sad when you're sad (but also tries to cheer you up) & makes your happy times happier. Someone who cares about the things you care about. Someone who's on your side, no matter what. That's a key. I've seen friends' marriages dissolve because they didn't have each others' backs. What's the point of being with someone if you feel like you're alone, right?

When I say someone who appreciates you, obviously, you don't want someone who's subservient or needy for you--you should want someone who adds to your experiences, who teaches you & learns things from you. There's a lot in the world to see & do, & experiencing it with the right person can make it much more fun & memorable. He should realize how wonderful you are, & you should both feel excited when you know you'll be together again soon. Really, sex is important--& you're a truly breathtaking girl--but I hope you want someone who's not just killing time with you so he can say he had sex with a porn model. You're beautiful, but there's a lot inside you as well that should be valued & encouraged & celebrated. You deserve to be treasured.

One more thing: a real friend or boyfriend will give you good advice, not easy advice. You know how you're having your tattoos removed? You don't want to have to undo something you regret again, & someone worthwhile would really consider things that are good for you & offer a well-though out opinion.

If I met you, I'd want to draw you--I'm thinking about doing a few drawings & posting them in a new thread. Hope you'll like them.

Anyway: Happy Valentine's Day, Danielle. I'm sure you'll have your pick of dates!

ugo · 02-13-2009, 02:23 PM

To Danielle,
I have many fantasies my sweet loving to say Happy Valentines Day 2009!

SO :

Being a nice man for Danielle.

Offer sweetmeat to the sweetness of Danielle.

Being a beautiful tiger (I love!) for Danielle.

mart · 02-13-2009, 06:27 PM

A SWEET ROSE FOR A SWEET LADY.

tigger · 02-14-2009, 12:10 AM

Happy heart day!

voncroy10 · 02-14-2009, 02:58 AM

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Anoree · 02-14-2009, 09:25 AM

Happy Valentine's Day, Danielle!

I know on Valentine's it's supposed to be flowers, but only sugar meets your sweetness ...

captnjack · 02-14-2009, 09:40 AM

Happy Valentine's Day Danielle!

ugo · 02-14-2009, 12:06 PM

Speaking to you Danielle :

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY , FRIEND DANIELLE !!!!
THERE MY CAKE TO YOU, DANIELLE !!!!"

CK1 · 02-14-2009, 12:31 PM

Cowman · 02-14-2009, 04:26 PM

Happy Valentines Day Danielle! And everyone else here too!

danielle_ftv · 02-14-2009, 05:38 PM

Happy Valetine's Day everyone. I love the pictures you guys made for me/posted on this thread.

Max · 02-14-2009, 06:00 PM

Happy Birthday Steve McNair (what I celebrate of February 14th)

T-bone Thomas · 02-14-2009, 06:23 PM

Happy Valentines Danielle!

lovley · 02-14-2009, 08:49 PM

when i find the woman of my life im gonna give her a valentines day everyday of the year and not just 14 feb lol..
but sure ill go with the flow.. happy valentine !

Anoree · 02-14-2010, 10:06 PM

Happy Valentine's Day, Danielle!

It may be a little late, but it comes from my heart none the less.
I may have to brush up my photoshop techiques again, though.

A happy Valentine's Day (or what's left of it) to all other members and friends, too!

tigger · 02-14-2010, 10:17 PM

Goes for me too hope you had a great day!

FTVfanatic · 02-14-2010, 11:21 PM

Happy Valentine's Day to Danielle, and everyone on this forum. There's a lot of cool people here!

Max · 02-14-2010, 11:38 PM

I will say happy valentines day to Danielle. I used to say it was Steve McNair's birthday, even though he was murdered last July, because I have a heart of stone.

WhyYou · 02-15-2010, 01:04 AM

Happy Valentine's Day to all!!!

A Special Happy Valentine's Day to Danielle, you're such a sweetheart!!!

TheDoctor · 02-15-2010, 04:37 AM

Happy Valentine's day yoes!

And I agree with Mr. WhyYou. Danielle, soooo sweet that... she might be at risk of diabetes

T-bone Thomas · 02-15-2010, 07:18 AM

Happy belated Valentine's Day to Danielle and all the other people here on this forum

ugo · 02-15-2010, 04:16 PM

WOW...Anoree !

Happy Valentines day, Friend Danielle !

danielle_ftv · 02-16-2010, 10:20 PM

Happy (belated) Valentine's day everyone. I just read through this thread again and it was wonderful seeing how sweet all of you are to me. I read the post by PinupArtist and I can't help but think that I have the most amazing fans/members who I also like to think of as friends.

Immortal · 02-16-2010, 11:05 PM

Happy belated Valentine's day everyone, And mostly to Danielle. I know i've been lazy and not getting on here as much as i would like to since i'm on the computer all day anyway.
Danielle, when the day comes that you stop doing this, You have a lot of people here that will forever be your friend, including me.

STAR · 01-26-2012, 11:09 PM

Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie!

Anoree · 01-27-2012, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STAR

Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie!

Isn't Valentine's Day February 14th?
So is this for the past or the next Valentine's Day?
Am I completely missing out on something?

Questions, questions ...

STAR · 01-27-2012, 04:04 AM

The last Valentine's Day wish for this magnificent Baby here was in 2010 !!??

Someboy's slipping! Just getting a jump on the rush, Anoree.

danielle_ftv · 01-27-2012, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STAR

The last Valentine's Day wish for this magnificent Baby here was in 2010 !!??

Someboy's slipping! Just getting a jump on the rush, Anoree.

LMAO...I love it!

STAR · 02-03-2012, 07:58 AM

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
-- Jay Leno

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
-- Erich Segal

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
-- Garry Shandling

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
-- Joan Rivers

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
-- Thomas Hardy

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness -- I hope you're getting this down.
-- Woody Allen

TheDoctor · 02-06-2012, 04:30 AM

FAN-TAS-TIC, Star. Just reposted that on my Facebook Wall.

STAR · 02-14-2012, 07:06 AM

Happy Valentine's Day!!

STAR · 02-14-2012, 07:15 AM

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tigger · 02-14-2012, 10:22 AM

Happy heart day!

Max · 02-14-2012, 02:42 PM

Happy Birthday Steve McNair. Rest in Peace my man.

Tom M · 02-14-2012, 06:05 PM

"I'm late, I'm late", said the rabbit. Happy Valentine to all you good people.

Anoree · 02-14-2012, 07:40 PM

Happy Valentine's Day!

STAR · 02-14-2012, 07:58 PM

Kristen Stewart Explains Valentine's Day (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1276217.html

[merged]

Valentine's Day 2012: Best Gay And Lesbian Kisses From Movies, Stage And Around The World (PHOTOS)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1274826.html

[merged]

Valentine's Day 2012: The Funniest Someecards!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1268832.html

"Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!" - Greg Giraldo

"Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'" - Russ Meneve

"Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all." - Jimmy Fallon

"It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'" - Laura Kightlinger

danielle_ftv · 02-14-2012, 11:25 PM

Happy Valentine's day everyone. I will be spending it dealing with a bed bug crisis.

Anoree · 02-14-2012, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

Happy Valentine's day everyone. I will be spending it dealing with a bed bug crisis.

Quote:

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

My webcam show schedule is as following:

CANCELLED DUE TO BED BUGS - Wednesday, February 15th at 5pm Arizona time

Aaargh! Darn bed bugs!

I was so hyped to join your webcam shows again.

But you know me. I'll patiently wait.
I hope you'll get rid of the bugs very soon and permanently.

02-13-2009, 02:05 PM	#1
Pin-Up Artist Board Newbie Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 7	Happy Valentine's Day I know I'm new to this board--& I can't find the "Danielle looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend" thread anymore--but with tomorrow being Valentine's Day, it got me thinking. Admittedly, it's a long-shot that you'd date a total stranger just because they write something nice on your board, but there's always the chance that fate could be at work. And I did see you mention that another model found her husband through her website, so what the heck. There are a lot of guys (& girls) out there who'd be happy just to have sex with you. I know you're only 20; maybe you're not necessarily thinking long-term, but I hope you'll look deeper than outward appearances. From reading what you've written & seeing your video answers to questions, I think you're a thoughtful girl. You come across as sweet & kind. You have aspirations for a life beyond modelling, & you sound interesting. I hope you'll only stay with someone who truly appreciates these qualities in you. In my experience, there are a lot of girls in their early 20's who--I don't know if they want to be mistreated, but they don't really want to be treated well. I'm not sure if it's a self-esteem thing or what, but they push away guys who should be keepers & keep guys who hit them or keep them down. Please don't be one of those girls, Danielle. You should hold-out for someone who's really happy to spend time with you, someone you look forward to seeing & who looks forward to seeing you. And I mean that in more ways than just "in the bedroom". Someone who loves you when you're sick, who gets sad when you're sad (but also tries to cheer you up) & makes your happy times happier. Someone who cares about the things you care about. Someone who's on your side, no matter what. That's a key. I've seen friends' marriages dissolve because they didn't have each others' backs. What's the point of being with someone if you feel like you're alone, right? When I say someone who appreciates you, obviously, you don't want someone who's subservient or needy for you--you should want someone who adds to your experiences, who teaches you & learns things from you. There's a lot in the world to see & do, & experiencing it with the right person can make it much more fun & memorable. He should realize how wonderful you are, & you should both feel excited when you know you'll be together again soon. Really, sex is important--& you're a truly breathtaking girl--but I hope you want someone who's not just killing time with you so he can say he had sex with a porn model. You're beautiful, but there's a lot inside you as well that should be valued & encouraged & celebrated. You deserve to be treasured. One more thing: a real friend or boyfriend will give you good advice, not easy advice. You know how you're having your tattoos removed? You don't want to have to undo something you regret again, & someone worthwhile would really consider things that are good for you & offer a well-though out opinion. If I met you, I'd want to draw you--I'm thinking about doing a few drawings & posting them in a new thread. Hope you'll like them. Anyway: Happy Valentine's Day, Danielle. I'm sure you'll have your pick of dates!

02-13-2009, 02:23 PM	#2
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	To Danielle, I have many fantasies my sweet loving to say Happy Valentines Day 2009! SO : Being a nice man for Danielle. Offer sweetmeat to the sweetness of Danielle. Being a beautiful tiger (I love!) for Danielle. __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl. Last edited by ugo; 02-28-2009 at 12:05 PM.

02-13-2009, 06:27 PM	#3
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	A SWEET ROSE FOR A SWEET LADY. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

02-14-2009, 12:10 AM	#4
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Happy heart day! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

02-14-2009, 02:58 AM	#5
voncroy10 Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Amman - jordan Posts: 66	╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥ ╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗║♫╝╠═╦╦╗ ╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣╚╗╔╣║♫║♥ ╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝ __________________ in love with danielle

02-14-2009, 09:25 AM	#6
Anoree Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 2,015	Happy Valentine's Day, Danielle! I know on Valentine's it's supposed to be flowers, but only sugar meets your sweetness ...

02-14-2009, 09:40 AM	#7
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	Happy Valentine's Day Danielle! __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

02-14-2009, 12:06 PM	#8
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	Speaking to you Danielle : "HAPPY VALENTINES DAY , FRIEND DANIELLE !!!! THERE MY CAKE TO YOU, DANIELLE !!!!" __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl. Last edited by ugo; 06-23-2009 at 08:05 AM.

02-14-2009, 12:31 PM	#9
CK1 Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Near Orlando, Fl Posts: 468

02-14-2009, 05:38 PM	#11
danielle_ftv Administrator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 3,321	Happy Valetine's Day everyone. I love the pictures you guys made for me/posted on this thread. __________________ XOXO Danielle FTV

02-14-2009, 06:00 PM	#12
Max Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 769	Happy Birthday Steve McNair (what I celebrate of February 14th)

02-14-2009, 06:23 PM	#13
T-bone Thomas Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 437	Happy Valentines Danielle!

02-14-2009, 08:49 PM	#14
lovley Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: sweden Posts: 66	when i find the woman of my life im gonna give her a valentines day everyday of the year and not just 14 feb lol.. but sure ill go with the flow.. happy valentine !

02-14-2010, 10:06 PM	#15
Anoree Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 2,015	Happy Valentine's Day, Danielle! It may be a little late, but it comes from my heart none the less. I may have to brush up my photoshop techiques again, though. A happy Valentine's Day (or what's left of it) to all other members and friends, too!

02-14-2010, 10:17 PM	#16
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Goes for me too hope you had a great day! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

02-14-2010, 11:21 PM	#17
FTVfanatic Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 261	Happy Valentine's Day to Danielle, and everyone on this forum. There's a lot of cool people here!

02-14-2010, 11:38 PM	#18
Max Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 769	I will say happy valentines day to Danielle. I used to say it was Steve McNair's birthday, even though he was murdered last July, because I have a heart of stone.

02-15-2010, 01:04 AM	#19
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	Happy Valentine's Day to all!!! A Special Happy Valentine's Day to Danielle, you're such a sweetheart!!! __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

02-15-2010, 07:18 AM	#21
T-bone Thomas Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 437	Happy belated Valentine's Day to Danielle and all the other people here on this forum Last edited by T-bone Thomas; 02-15-2010 at 07:25 AM.

02-15-2010, 04:16 PM	#22
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	WOW...Anoree ! Happy Valentines day, Friend Danielle ! __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl.

02-16-2010, 10:20 PM	#23
danielle_ftv Administrator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 3,321	Happy (belated) Valentine's day everyone. I just read through this thread again and it was wonderful seeing how sweet all of you are to me. I read the post by PinupArtist and I can't help but think that I have the most amazing fans/members who I also like to think of as friends. __________________ XOXO Danielle FTV

02-16-2010, 11:05 PM	#24
Immortal In Love with Danielle Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Middle-of-nowhere, Wisconsin. Posts: 174	Happy belated Valentine's day everyone, And mostly to Danielle. I know i've been lazy and not getting on here as much as i would like to since i'm on the computer all day anyway. Danielle, when the day comes that you stop doing this, You have a lot of people here that will forever be your friend, including me. __________________ аемб еру ыучшуые цщьут щт еру штеуктуе! Wir lieben euch Danielle!

01-26-2012, 11:09 PM	#25
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie! __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

01-27-2012, 04:04 AM	#27
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	The last Valentine's Day wish for this magnificent Baby here was in 2010 !!?? Someboy's slipping! Just getting a jump on the rush, Anoree. __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

02-03-2012, 07:58 AM	#29
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! -- Jay Leno True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. -- Erich Segal Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. -- Erma Bombeck I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. -- Garry Shandling Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. -- George Carlin Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. -- Groucho Marx Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. -- Henry Kissinger Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up. -- Joan Rivers You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? -- Zsa Zsa Gabor A love without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness -- I hope you're getting this down. -- Woody Allen __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

02-14-2012, 07:06 AM	#31
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	Happy Valentine's Day!! __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

02-14-2012, 10:22 AM	#33
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Happy heart day! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

02-14-2012, 02:42 PM	#34
Max Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 769	Happy Birthday Steve McNair. Rest in Peace my man. __________________ when 2 people have ∫e^x from -∞ to 0, they integrate into 1

02-14-2012, 06:05 PM	#35
Tom M Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 61	"I'm late, I'm late", said the rabbit. Happy Valentine to all you good people.

02-14-2012, 07:40 PM	#36
Anoree Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 2,015	Happy Valentine's Day!

02-14-2012, 07:58 PM	#37
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	Kristen Stewart Explains Valentine's Day (VIDEO) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1276217.html [merged] Valentine's Day 2012: Best Gay And Lesbian Kisses From Movies, Stage And Around The World (PHOTOS) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1274826.html [merged] Valentine's Day 2012: The Funniest Someecards! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1268832.html "Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!" - Greg Giraldo "Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'" - Russ Meneve "Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all." - Jimmy Fallon "It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'" - Laura Kightlinger __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Last edited by STAR; 02-14-2012 at 08:40 PM.

02-14-2012, 11:25 PM	#38
danielle_ftv Administrator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 3,321	Happy Valentine's day everyone. I will be spending it dealing with a bed bug crisis. __________________ XOXO Danielle FTV