Quotable Quotes

captnjack · 03-27-2010, 09:47 PM

Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever -unknown

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. - Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain

DWM222 · 03-27-2010, 11:53 PM

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Whiskey in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Unknown

tigger · 03-28-2010, 12:32 AM

He who fart in church sit in own pew.

FTVfanatic · 03-28-2010, 09:40 PM

DWM222, that was a good one! Made me laught.

DWM222 · 03-28-2010, 11:15 PM

Thanks FTVfanatic..

Here is another favorite of mine...

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.
Donald Rumsfeld

captnjack · 03-29-2010, 09:27 AM

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. -Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. -Marilyn Monroe

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. -Mark Twain

dxhound2003 · 03-29-2010, 06:10 PM

One of the least common things in the world is common sense.

T-bone Thomas · 03-29-2010, 06:30 PM

Of course I can't resist posting one of my favourite quotes here:

"Nobody's perfect all the time."
Lia19

And here are some illustrations to proof this quote:

mart · 03-29-2010, 07:19 PM

" Nobody's perfect all the time, but Lia gives it a damn good try".

FTVfanatic · 03-29-2010, 09:31 PM

That Lia19's quote is great. It's hard to trump it!

This is what I found:

"A dream is not what you see in sleep. A dream is what does not let you sleep."
- Abdul Kalam

captnjack · 03-30-2010, 11:02 AM

T-Bone I hope you have some more quotes for us!

In the meantime
"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world." -Marilyn Monroe
"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty." -Marilyn Monroe
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." -Marilyn Monroe
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." -Marilyn Monroe

Nutzik · 03-30-2010, 05:46 PM

If you always do what u did,you always get what u got
~Albert Einstein

mart · 03-30-2010, 05:50 PM

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

My favourite.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

T-bone Thomas · 03-30-2010, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by captnjack

T-Bone I hope you have some more quotes for us!

Sure I have more quotes for you. How about this one:

"We're going to jail for sure"
Lia19, after getting naked for a shoot in public.

Thank god it never happened.

Copyright for this t-shirt: T-bone

Geezer · 03-30-2010, 07:59 PM

Good quotes T-Bone but... even BETTER photos! Keep 'em coming!

mart · 03-31-2010, 06:18 AM

I spend most of my earnings, on "beer and women", the rest i just waste.-Mart.

MISSY · 03-31-2010, 09:12 PM

If you can read thank a teacher ! IF its in english thank your military! saw that on a bumper sticker.

BlackAdder · 04-01-2010, 08:08 AM

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

BlackAdder · 04-01-2010, 09:16 AM

When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong, or absolutely right.
Albert Guinon

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
Eric Hoffer

A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Euripides

mart · 04-01-2010, 05:57 PM

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

captnjack · 04-01-2010, 09:33 PM

"Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?" Marilyn Monroe

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents." Marilyn Monroe

"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." Mark Twain

MISSY · 04-01-2010, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mart

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

oh so true! lol

tigger · 04-08-2010, 04:42 PM

I child proofed the house but they keep getting back in!!!!!

mart · 04-08-2010, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

oh so true! lol

They are only unfounded quotes Missy, i was hoping they weren't true!.

mart · 04-12-2010, 07:46 PM

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

captnjack · 04-13-2010, 05:08 AM

"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature."

"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!"

"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." Marilyn Monroe

J2K · 04-27-2010, 06:25 AM

“Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.” - Miyamoto Musashi

J2K · 04-27-2010, 06:26 AM

"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

J2K · 04-27-2010, 06:28 AM

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

TheDoctor · 04-27-2010, 01:06 PM

Another from "Les Luthiers":

If the mountain comes to you... RUN! It's a landslide.

TheDoctor · 04-27-2010, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J2K

"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

Odo could have coined that as well

Anoree · 04-27-2010, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoctor

Odo could have coined that as well

Odo could have really become the teapot - and be used that way. I don't know if he could stand the heat, though.

tigger · 04-29-2010, 12:53 AM

If you cant fix it with a hammer then you have an electrical problem!

mart · 04-30-2010, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tigger

If you cant fix it with a hammer then you have an electrical problem!

That's gotta be one of the funniest quotes i've ever heard.

MISSY · 05-04-2010, 11:22 PM

You can't fix stupid!!!!!!!!

mart · 05-07-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

You can't fix stupid!!!!!!!!

Not sure if that's a quote Missy!.

laranger · 05-07-2010, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mart

Not sure if that's a quote Missy!.

Yet, you quoted it yourself...

mart · 05-10-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by laranger

Yet, you quoted it yourself...

Damn!, i was hoping no one would spot that!.

Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.

The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

TheDoctor · 05-11-2010, 04:14 AM

"Smile. Be like Pucca." - Vooz Character System

captnjack · 05-12-2010, 12:01 AM

• Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
• When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
• I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
• When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
• Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Why don't you come on up and see me sometime -- when I've got nothin' on but the radio.
• A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

captnjack · 05-27-2010, 09:00 AM

Well since I'm not wearing anything then I guess I don't have to get anything out - Danielle FTV

mart · 05-27-2010, 06:20 PM

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

AlexanderLL · 05-28-2010, 08:42 PM

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I want to take a ride on your disco stick"--Lady GaGa

03-27-2010, 09:47 PM	#1
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	Quotable Quotes Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever -unknown What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. - Mark Twain A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

03-27-2010, 11:53 PM	#2
DWM222 Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 478	Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Whiskey in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!" Unknown __________________ Have I ever lied to you....That you know of?

03-28-2010, 12:32 AM	#3
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	He who fart in church sit in own pew. __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

03-28-2010, 11:15 PM	#5
DWM222 Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 478	Thanks FTVfanatic.. Here is another favorite of mine... There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know. Donald Rumsfeld __________________ Have I ever lied to you....That you know of?

03-29-2010, 09:27 AM	#6
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. -Marilyn Monroe Dogs never bite me. Just humans. -Marilyn Monroe The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. -Mark Twain __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

03-28-2010, 09:40 PM	#4
FTVfanatic Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 261	DWM222, that was a good one! Made me laught.

03-29-2010, 06:10 PM	#7
dxhound2003 Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 71	One of the least common things in the world is common sense.

03-29-2010, 06:30 PM	#8
T-bone Thomas Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 437	Of course I can't resist posting one of my favourite quotes here: "Nobody's perfect all the time." Lia19 And here are some illustrations to proof this quote:

03-29-2010, 07:19 PM	#9
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	" Nobody's perfect all the time, but Lia gives it a damn good try". __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

03-29-2010, 09:31 PM	#10
FTVfanatic Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 261	That Lia19's quote is great. It's hard to trump it! This is what I found: "A dream is not what you see in sleep. A dream is what does not let you sleep." - Abdul Kalam

03-30-2010, 11:02 AM	#11
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	T-Bone I hope you have some more quotes for us! In the meantime "Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world." -Marilyn Monroe "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty." -Marilyn Monroe "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." -Marilyn Monroe "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." -Marilyn Monroe __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

03-30-2010, 05:46 PM	#12
Nutzik Board Newbie Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4	If you always do what u did,you always get what u got ~Albert Einstein

03-30-2010, 05:50 PM	#13
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! My favourite. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

03-30-2010, 07:59 PM	#15
Geezer Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 895	Good quotes T-Bone but... even BETTER photos! Keep 'em coming! __________________ Well, Dingle my Berries !!!

03-31-2010, 06:18 AM	#16
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I spend most of my earnings, on "beer and women", the rest i just waste.-Mart. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

03-31-2010, 09:12 PM	#17
MISSY Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA. Posts: 598	If you can read thank a teacher ! IF its in english thank your military! saw that on a bumper sticker.

04-01-2010, 08:08 AM	#18
BlackAdder Board Newbie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Seattle Posts: 9	A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. __________________ Like private parts are we to the Gods, they play with us for their sport.

04-01-2010, 09:16 AM	#19
BlackAdder Board Newbie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Seattle Posts: 9	When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong, or absolutely right. Albert Guinon Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe. Euripides __________________ Like private parts are we to the Gods, they play with us for their sport.

04-01-2010, 05:57 PM	#20
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

04-01-2010, 09:33 PM	#21
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	"Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?" Marilyn Monroe "Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents." Marilyn Monroe "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." Mark Twain __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

04-08-2010, 04:42 PM	#23
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	I child proofed the house but they keep getting back in!!!!! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

04-12-2010, 07:46 PM	#25
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

04-13-2010, 05:08 AM	#26
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature." "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!" "I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." Marilyn Monroe __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

04-27-2010, 06:25 AM	#27
J2K Danielle Fan Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 10	“Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.” - Miyamoto Musashi

04-27-2010, 06:26 AM	#28
J2K Danielle Fan Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 10	"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

04-27-2010, 06:28 AM	#29
J2K Danielle Fan Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 10	"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

04-29-2010, 12:53 AM	#33
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	If you cant fix it with a hammer then you have an electrical problem! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

05-04-2010, 11:22 PM	#35
MISSY Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA. Posts: 598	You can't fix stupid!!!!!!!!

05-12-2010, 12:01 AM	#40
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	Some Mae West Quotes • Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. • When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better. • Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. • I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. • When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. • Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. • I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. • Why don't you come on up and see me sometime -- when I've got nothin' on but the radio. • A hard man is good to find. Mae West __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

05-27-2010, 09:00 AM	#41
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	Well since I'm not wearing anything then I guess I don't have to get anything out - Danielle FTV __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

05-27-2010, 06:20 PM	#42
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. Don't steal. The government hates competition. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

05-28-2010, 08:42 PM	#43
AlexanderLL Danielle Junkie Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 33	"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I want to take a ride on your disco stick"--Lady GaGa