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[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Anoree

...you could wear pants with cut crotch that don't attract attention at first glance but show your treasures if looked closely on or pulled open.

Your suggestion inspires a related, perhaps whimsical, suggestion.

The other day we discussed the long tradition of using episodic incidental instrumental music to communicate mood within cinema. A DIFFERENT use of music is the sort of short "music video" which MTV popularized in the USA during the 1980s, in which the visual action is secondary to the illustrated song, which runs continuously during the entire span of the video.

There are many "naughty" songs for which a music video has never been made. Your suggestion reminds me of one such song, titled The Husband's Clock. Danny could make a very sexy music video using this number which could be posted within the broad "not-over-18" section of YouTube for promotional purposes. (One could also use the same staging to do a porn shoot, too.) Besides herself, it would also require two male players, one young and the other old, some sort of retro (e.g. Victorian) costuming, plus some simple props. The acting would be mute, albeit sometimes with lip-syncing. Proper strategic placement of the camera in shots would allow the video to evade being called porn, while having much the same effect on the viewer, LOL!

I think everyone will understand exactly what I mean when they listen to the song performance recorded in the MP3 file here.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

Hi Danielle,

In any of your lesbian movies, have you ever considered rubbing your breasts against those of another well-endowed model (some oil might help; maybe that could be part of your massage video)? A few minutes of that would make me a happy man!

Another thought would be tribbing. It's another fetish of mine...

Ok, that was two requests. Thinking of you causes the math part of my brain to yield to the naughty parts...

-R

I was going to do a scene like that with Siri. I'm hoping to stay in LA for a few days next month and shoot a couple trade scenes with her and some other people.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Anoree

Possible titles for the update could be "Surprise Sightings", "Fortune Flashing" or "Amazingly Accessible".

Just one of the weird things spinning in my mind right now.
Another one is a zipper that goes all around to the back.

I love the update title suggestions! I'm not sure if I have clothing like that. I would have to go through everything to see what I can work with.

[Max]

You should do a scene with Ron Jeremy.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Max

You should do a scene with Ron Jeremy.

Not even remotely attracted to him....so I definitely won't be hiring him for a scene with me.

[costamar]

Atta girl! I wouldn't want to see you get intimate with the Hedgehog.

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Max

You should do a scene with Ron Jeremy.

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

Not even remotely attracted to him....so I definitely won't be hiring him for a scene with me.

Whew, Danny! I sure am glad you are a one-Ron girl after all! (After all, it's only Logical.)

Now, cue the theme music here.

P.S. Even if you'll never let him "meat" you, wouldn't you still like to meet The Hedgehog? But if not, you would hardly be the first girl ever to say "So long!" to him.

[Randolph Carter]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

Whew, Danny! I sure am glad you are a one-Ron girl after all! (After all, it's only Logical.)

Now, cue the theme music here.

P.S. Even if you'll never let him "meat" you, wouldn't you still like to meet The Hedgehog? But if not, you would hardly be the first girl ever to say "So long!" to him.

Are you kidding...??? He's like 1,000 years old! Danielle would use him up in a microsecond! Besides, the whole situation is highly illogical. Better to bring in a Logician

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by costamar

Atta girl! I wouldn't want to see you get intimate with the Hedgehog.

Lol...you're awful

[RonTheLogician]

Dear Danny,

It would be very strange if you never played with Barbie and her doll friends while you were growing up! Might she and steady boyfriend Ken still be among the things stored in a dusty old trunk somewhere?

Did you know that, like you, while she is an American girl, Barbie spent her earliest years living in Germany - albeit under an alias, Bild Lilli?

The whole story is this. In 1952, the Hamburg tabloid Bild-Zeitung introduced a comic strip character called Lilli. Sassy and ambitious, she was not bashful to talk about sex. And while she held a secretarial job, she was also fond of socializing with rich men. Starting in 1955, a Bild Lilli doll was sold. During a 1956 trip, American Ruth Handler, wife of a Mattel co-founder, discovered and would go on to license the sauerkraut sweetie, renaming her after her only daughter, so that she could debut in New York on March 9, 1959 as the Barbie we all know today.

Thus, one should not be surprised that Barbie never completely forgot her sexy origins, and would eventually win undying fame as Pornstar Barbie!

For some strange reason, unlike you, Pornstar Barbie doesn't have a profile at the Internet Adult Film Database (IAFD). But since I am a stage logician, I happen to know that Porno Babs does have one (albeit of dubious accuracy!) at the Illogicopedia here.

Pornstar Barbie started out slowly, just doing softcore films with a horror twist, such as her memorable part in the 4-minute Boys are Mean: Throw Rocks at Them! Check out her entrance in this classic here.

Ultimately, she and Ken went on to establish their reputations during the Golden Age of Porn, doing romantic hardcore like the beautiful 4-minute Pornografia which you can still enjoy today here. Believe me, you've never seen a facial scene like this before!

Disgusted with its tidal-wave of low-grade "VCR" videography, Pornstar Barbie retired from the industry during the 1980's. While her fans entertained hopes for a porn comeback after her appearance in the sexually suggestive mainstream 1997 music video Barbie Girl, they were disappointed. But now, strangely enough, as old as she is, Babs is looking for SOME way to get back into the biz! Happily, since she started out being made of plastic, plastic surgery has worked especially well in preserving her youthful beauty. Few believe she is two days older than Nina Hartley, but she is.

I spoke to her only last month and so know that she would KILL (and maybe even do scat play - eeewww!) for the chance to appear on Danielle Delaunay's Vlog Show! And get this - despite her celebrated fame, this veteran would be happy to take an UNPAID INTERNSHIP! I guess she figures the publicity alone would be worth it.

Thus I suggested that she and Ken might audition for a short regular segment within your show in which they did a static tableau vivant of a different Kama Sutra coital position each time, on which you could offer commentary. I was crestfallen when she told me this concept had been implicitly floated at Halfbakery here way back at the dawn of this century. But damn it, NO ONE has made it happen yet - and you CAN, should you so choose!

Since it would cost too much to license use of Aqua's Barbie Girl, you could always tell your vlog viewers to hum to themselves the part where Ken repeatedly sings "Come on Barbie, let's go party!" as segment bumper music.

Although you are obviously under no obligation to help Porno Babs, I have nonetheless sent you a couple of e-book Kama Sutras to enjoy. (Actually, one of them is a digest of both this famous book and derivative works.) While I would still toss the Kama Sutra for Masters and Johnson data when it came to sexual response facts, the former can be a source of playful and artistic fun!

To close, some nasty critics have sneered that Ken is very poorly hung for a porn star. As it turns out, long ago he put even John C. Holmes to shame. But that was before his tragic accident in a BDSM scene, when he was wearing the ironically named "Cheerful Chef" outfit, seen here. I'll spare you the ugly details, but that object you see pierced by the skewer is NOT a hot dog - although people sometimes do call it a wiener. Thank goodness he's still a wiz at Kenilingus!

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

...If it works, I'll send you some cookies. Or maybe Danielle dressed as a Girl Scout...?

Originally Posted by Anoree

Hey, that's actually a nice theme idea for a shoot! Danielle as a cookie selling Girl Scout that ... seduces the buyer.
Danielle, do you still have a Girl Scout uniform?

Consider the following feature-film premise starring Danny as a cookie-selling Girl Scout.

In school, Danny's science lab class receives some new high-tech custom manufacturing gear (laser range-finder, 3D printer, etc.) and each student is told of his/her obligation to undertake some project making use of it.

After school, Danny and her BFF, who are both Girl Scouts, discuss fundraising for their Girl Scout troop. Danny brings up the tradition of selling cookies. But her BFF, Miyu, laments that "No one wants to buy dumb old cookies these days!"

So Danny then mentions the old (1978) dubbed German film they had watched together during the previous weekend, called Leidenschaftliche Bl?mchen, set at an upscale all-female boarding school in the Alps during the 1950's. "We could always clandestinely sell sexual services," says Danny, giggling, "just like the boarding school girls did to the boys at the boarding school down the road!" Skeptical Miyu grins, but says "Yeah, right! Like we're gonna get away with running a cathouse in our Girl Scout club house! ...We'll just have to think of something else!"

Now, Danny and Miyu are lovers, and when they run out of ideas, they start to go at it with one another. As Danny is going down on Miyu, just seconds before the latter is about to come, Danny's head pops up and she says: "Wait a minute! I just had an incredible idea!" Miyu says: "Goddamit! Can't you finish me off first?"

"No, this is too important!" replies Danny. "Listen," she continues, "maybe we can't make money for the Girl Scouts by charging someone for eating your cookie, like I was just doing... but what if we SOLD them your cookie instead?" Puzzled, Miyu demands "What the f_uck are you talking about?"

Now Danny explains. With the new gear in their science lab, the two girls can take 3D scans of their genitals and fabricate injection molds for cookie dough, whereby they can mass-produce edible copies of their girlie goodies. "Just think," says Danny, "these will be the very first Girl Scout cookies EVER sold which are replicas of the actual cookies of real Girl Scouts!" Miyu's jaw drops open and she exclaims "My God, what a concept! Let's do it!"

And what do you know? The idea is a tremendous success! Of course, given the very conservative nature of the local community, they don't tell any of their customers that the "artistic design" of the cookies they sell are pussies. But it seems that for some mysterious reason, customers find the cookies extremely appealing - perhaps because of an unconscious understanding that eating the cookies constitutes symbolic cunnilingus. (In doing their door-to-door sales, their most avid buyers are always males - and also females with crewcuts, hiking boots and well-developed biceps.)

Then the enterprise REALLY starts to take off! The initial success encourages Danny and Miyu to engage the other girls in their troop as models and salespeople. Needing a way to differentiate the various designs, Danny quickly hits upon the obvious idea of naming each after the girl upon whom it is based. So besides Dannys and Miyus, soon this Girl Scout troop starts selling Alices and Debbies and Julies and Pattis and Rachels, too. They even put up posters, in each of which one of the girls uses her hand to place a cookie into the open mouth of customer, whose blissful face says it all, with a typical caption reading "I love nothing better than eating a Julie!" (And once, you only thought "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!" Although I guess it's possible you also knew that lesbians on a diet ate Jenny Craig.)

Soon, business is so brisk that door-to-door sales are abandoned for a dedicated cookie shop which brings in no shortage of customers. And now that one can serve the cookies fresh for on-site consumption, an enhanced recipe becomes possible. Danny realizes that if she can make the cookies not only LOOK like pussies, but TASTE like them too, sales might well skyrocket. Since human vaginal lubricant is basically blood plasma, it becomes rather easy to access a commercial supply of material whereby "frosted" cookies, eaten on site, can be sold at very high markup.

Finally, the shop branches out into the catering business. Its big break comes when a national woman's church group decides to relocate its annual convention to town! The shop lands the refreshments contract. Come the day of the meeting, all the girls in Danny's troop are there, wearing their Girl Scout uniforms, and serving full trays of cookies to the conventioneers. Unfortunately, the bee in the bonnet of this group is helping lesbians to "recover" from the "sin" of homosexuality - as Danny and the girls only learn far too late!

All this provides plenty of fodder for comedy. Surprisingly, the convention women never notice what the delicious and lovely cookies resemble. That's because all of them are so sexually repressed that they've never once looked at their own mature sex organs, let alone those of any other woman. And if the rumors are true, when they bathe or diaper their very own babies, they even avert their vision so they won't see "something which God has forbidden them to gaze upon"!

But then comes the keynote speech by a "redeemed" ex-lesbian, who arrived just in time to make her address. When she is finished, she mentions how hungry she is to one of the women in attendance, who brings her a plate of the beautiful and tasty local specialty cookie to enjoy. At this, the speaker's eyes grow huge and her mouth goes agape. Then she says to her companion "Don't you know... what... these... are... what you've been eating all this time?" The naive companion innocently shakes her head in the negative, and when told, drops the plate in shock.

It happens that some of the Girl Scouts had been standing nearby and Miyu looks at Danny (who appears rather worried) and slowly says "Uh....oh...."

Then the speaker goes back to the podium, taps on the mike and silences the murmuring crowd that had recently applauded her speech. She then tells them about the cookies and the silence is deafening. Finally, as if she had told them the cookies were made of 100% dogshit, each woman in the audience spits out the cookie she had been chewing, in a scene worthy of The Three Stooges.

Miyu then turns to Danny again and glumly says "I guess we won't have our contract renewed next year..." At first crestfallen, Danny's frown then turns into a smile as she replies "You're right; but look at it this way: Now we'll have lots more cookies to enjoy ourselves!" At this, Danny and Miyu each take a cookie, stuff it into the other's mouth, start chewing, hug, and turn to face the camera cheek-to-cheek as the scene fades out.

I leave the final word to Nookie Monster - I mean Cookie Monster, here.

Edit: Link changed to English Wikipedia page. (The Forum software doesn't like Umlauts.) (A)

[Tom M]

Doesn't all this have the whiff of abuse? Or have Girl Scouts suddenly become adults?

[Randolph Carter]

Originally Posted by Tom M

Doesn't all this have the whiff of abuse? Or have Girl Scouts suddenly become adults?

Nah...it's a just humorous fantasy. I think we are all capable of differentiating fantasy from reality and would never actually proposition a Girl Scout! Not to get all lecture-y (is that a word?) but most adult movies involve fantasies that would never happen in real life. How many times has your neighbor come over and seduced you? When did you go into a bank and the busty teller told you that there was an irregularity in your account but you "could work it out"? Has your secretary been caught tossing the salad of her attractive co-worker?

All in all, sex has to be fun and Danielle makes it that way by being both beautiful and funny! How many other adult stars do you know who tell you about their pets? In the world of adult entertainment, Danielle has put a tremendous amount of her personal life out for us. If you look at her updates, you'll see the type of person she is and that she would NEVER advocate child abuse.

[Tom M]

You misconstrue my post. It wasn't Danielle I was considering but the general drift of the suggestions. How these things are perceived by others can lead to serious consequences. That was my point.

[Anoree]

Originally Posted by Tom M

You misconstrue my post. It wasn't Danielle I was considering but the general drift of the suggestions. How these things are perceived by others can lead to serious consequences. That was my point.

I don't know what age range Girl Scouts supposed to be, but I think Girl Scouts are a classic fantasy theme in adult entertainment.

I do agree it could potentially lead to problems, though, if it gets received wrong.

[RonTheLogician]

First, no doubt Danny appreciates the fact that the fleur-de-lis, her favorite symbol, is the most widely recognized emblem of the scouting movement.

Originally Posted by Anoree

I don't know what age range Girl Scouts supposed to be...

The article titled Girl Scouts of the USA in the current English Wikipedia writes

The program was originally for girls aged 10 to 18, but it was subsequently divided into three levels. Brownies (for younger girls) was based on a program developed in England in 1914 and was officially recognized in the mid-1920s. At the same time, girls over 18, or over 16 if First Class Scouts, became known as Senior Scouts. ...[Today,] the Campus Girl Scouts program allows women (ages 18 and older) to be active in Girl Scouting while in college.

Originally Posted by Anoree

...but I think Girl Scouts are a classic fantasy theme in adult entertainment.

Deep Inside: A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars and Their Careers reports on the most common female roles that appear in film titles. The very most popular one, more than twice as popular as the runner-up, is teen (1966 films). Among some other titles which suggest youth are #4 cheerleader (370 films), #7 coed (257 films), and #13 schoolgirl (111 films). (Aside: I had previously mentioned the famous 13-film German series of the 1970s, now on DVD, Schulm?dchen-Report, a title which means Schoolgirl Report. Its UK title was Confessions of a Sixth Form Girl; Sixth Form is a two-year British program in which the students are aged 16-18.)

The Internet Adult Film Database currently claims that it is an on-line searchable database of over 151946 adult movies titles and 129831 porn performers. When I search its movie titles for the term scout, I get a mere 40 hits. Among them, 22 bear the marking (GAY), which I surmise means MALE homosexual, as the movie titled Lesbian Talent Scouts does NOT bear it.

If I search more restrictively, for girl scout there are 8 hits. Sorted by year they are:

(1970) F_uck the Girl Scout
(1977) Girl Scout Cookies
(1992) Last Girl Scout
(1997) Girl Scouts
(2001) Girl Scout
(2007) Naughty Girl Scout Earns Enema and Spanking Badges Inside Flower Pot
(2007) Scout-Girls Born in the Sin [originally Russian]
(2013) Girl Scout Scary Bike Rides

The IAFD page describing the film Girl Scout Cookies is here. A thread here discusses it, claiming that ...no real Girl Scouts were harmed in the making of this classic motion picture. And a review of it here reveals a key aspect of the plot:

A girl scout selling cookies door to door leads [hooker] Betsy to a surefire way of escaping the unwanted attentions of O?Malley and police lieutenant Fawcett (John Leslie), a master of disguise brought in to trap the hookers, by offering her sexual favors in a similar way!

Let me close by sharing a fun story about porn superstar Ron Jeremy, whose name came up here recently. It seems that when he was a Boy Scout, he used to bet other scouts $10 that he could suck his own c_ock - and he always won. I guess some would call that self-abuse, LOL! And damned if I don't think it rates a merit badge; how about one for demonstrating self-reliance? By the way, I wonder if when Jeremy's troop went on survival treks, his peers would check the time by asking him to drop trou, lie down and think about girls, so that they could improvise a sundial! (For even more fun with horology, see the post titled Coming on time here.)

P.S. Danny - since Mr. Jeremy sucked his own c_ock as a lad and you recently demonstrated that you can eat your own p_ussy, it would seem you guys have the basis of a Platonic friendship. Not all of our friends have to be screwable, right?

[danielle_ftv]

I used to be a Girl Scout ...oh the good ol' days. My mom was Girl Scout leader so we would keep the G.S. cookies in our home. My brother (he was a toddler at the time) would steal a box of cookies, eat one or two, stash the box under his bed and steal another box. Pretty funny! I wouldn't do a Girl Scout theme shoot though. I don't care for shooting youth themed scenes (though I will shoot a school girl theme scene as long as it doesn't seem like I am trying to portray someone under 18 years of age).

[Randolph Carter]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

I used to be a Girl Scout ...oh the good ol' days. My mom was Girl Scout leader so we would keep the G.S. cookies in our home. My brother (he was a toddler at the time) would steal a box of cookies, eat one or two, stash the box under his bed and steal another box. Pretty funny! I wouldn't do a Girl Scout theme shoot though. I don't care for shooting youth themed scenes (though I will shoot a school girl theme scene as long as it doesn't seem like I am trying to portray someone under 18 years of age).

Danielle, what were your favorite Girl Scout cookies...??? Mine were Samoa (the chocolate and coconut ones)! They were pure evil, but soooo good!

[danielle_ftv]

I used to hate coconut but I love it now...so I'm sure I would adore the Samoas. My favorite G.S. cookies have always been the Thin Mints. I saw that one of the famous ice cream brands created a limited edition thin mint ice cream. Unfortunately I never had the chance to try it

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

I used to hate coconut but I love it now...so I'm sure I would adore the Samoas...

Dani,

Knowing your fondness for dairy foods, all I can say it that whatever you do, DON'T START EATING CHEETOS!!! They are "dangerously cheesy" and a "gateway substance" to more sinister things.

In fact, these days a cautionary film explaining the dangers is now being shown in public school hygiene classes from one end of the country to the other. Check it out here.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

Dani,

Knowing your fondness for dairy foods, all I can say it that whatever you do, DON'T START EATING CHEETOS!!! They are "dangerously cheesy" and a "gateway substance" to more sinister things.

In fact, these days a cautionary film explaining the dangers is now being shown in public school hygiene classes from one end of the country to the other. Check it out here.

OMG you are on one today. Twice your posts have made me laugh. I heart the sh!t out of Cheetos. I haven't had them in ages though.

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Going to the bookstore in the mall with Miyu and flashing each other made for a cute video. But what my imaginary friend Kate (seen below) does is even better! She sneaks into sex shops, skulks on the floor next to the sex toys, cracks open her box of snacks, and then wantonly pleasures herself by masticating.

What if you did something similar, save that you masticated girl scout cookies instead? Oh yeah. You should also wear the tee shirt seen below, and without a bra underneath. If you prefer, you can use one of these two alternate captions: Crack open my box or I love to swallow.

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Barbie called me again the other day to ask whether you have yet ruled out a short regular segment featuring her playing with with Ken during future episodes of your vlog show, as suggested in the post last month titled Barbie goes hardcore? You decide!. I told her to cool it, lest you feel pestered and get annoyed, but she made me promise to raise the issue with you again anyway. (I think she may have been a little drunk.)

By now, Barbie has also studied your Web sites and noticed that you are into anal play. So, she and Ken have been practicing pegging scenes, such as shown below. (And besides, they take the pressure off poor Ken, considering his accident.)

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Unlike media, physical merchandise is not easily duplicated, which copying could deprive you of just revenue. Have you ever looked into physically lifecasting parts of your body for sale to fans? Wikipedia outlines such technology here. Among the common casting media used are hydrated alkali salts of alginic acid, whose voraciously hygroscopic nature makes them great gel engines. (One source of material is found here.) These are frequently used for taking dental impressions, but can surely also be used to copy pretty girlie parts. (As improbable as it sounds, would that you knew a dentist interested in porn to help guide you! )

Nowadays, low-cost gel-based kits are actually sold to consumers to help them fashion customized sex toys in the form of their own naughty bits. Amazon sells the products of Empire Labs online, such as Clone-A-Willy and Clone-A-P_ussy.

YouTube hosts a maker demo of the use of Clone-A-Willy here. Amazon's reviews of this product seem favorable enough. (But sadly, I'd have to save up so I could buy two kits to have enough material for my own use. )

So far there is not enough evidence to affirm reliable success with Clone-A-P_ussy, assuming one follows proper procedure. A lay review of its use here is disparaging, but do consider the source. The foolish evaluators pay indifferent attention to proper stochiometry, and then b_itch that the moulding material sets too fast, using the irresponsible excuse that they are "not scientists." No they are not - and they aren't even half-decent cooks.

But as it happens, in recent years a massive number (400) of pussies have been captured and then recast in hard material by British artist Jamie McCartney, in his Great Wall of Vagina (it rhymes with China, ha-ha) art project. Check out about a dozen numbered short videos about this project scattered within the page here, including a clip here illustrating the shape capturing process itself.

Of course, you probably also know that individual porn starlet pussies have been captured to make mass-produced sex toys, but the McCartney project shows that the shape capturing work can be made so reliable, it can be scaled up to industrial levels. But the process of doing his whole project did take a large part of five years of his life.

How much might you receive from your fans for an artwork or toy which captures some sort of girlie goodies from your body? I don't know the answer to that, but you can try the experiment with an eBay auction.

A middle-aged rural Cajun woman who is not an erotic model, but another type of video entertainer, used cloth and E-Z Cast to capture her upper front, including her boobs, as shown in the video here. The record of her subsequent eBay auction here reveals she grossed $320 within three days, with 17 bidders in the auction making a total of 48 bids. The bidding reached two-thirds of the final bid within about six hours. Today her Facebook page has about five times as many likers as does yours, so one might anticipate that a hypothetical auction you run would have fewer bidders than hers did.

It seems that you had fun decorating the gift you got from the Pottery Barn for your birthday last year, so I thought you might like to try a one-off lifecasting experiment for the fun of it, if no other reason. The process could also make for an interesting video.

P.S. The aforementioned alginic acid used for casting comes from humble seaweed. Now, one should not confuse it with the type of weed folks like your brother enjoy. But mentioning this gives me half an excuse to offer you yet another hilarious Garfunkel and Oates music video, the one for Weed Card, here. Enjoy!

[68newman]

Hey Danielle

Ever since I was a kid I've had an interest in women's shoes, not to wear but the look of them being worn. At first it was heels but over the years I've really become more interested in flats. I have to say that a big part of the reason I subscribed was that you wear sexy flats while doing naughty things, like the black flats when you stuff your panties, or the green flats with the bottle.

There is quite a community of shoe fetishists out there, who are into playing with shoes but also seeing women play with them. Would you ever consider doing a pic and/or video shoot where you play with your ***** with your black flats? Could you insert them as well? Seeing you lick/smell/bite them would be great. That would be so friggin' amazing for shoe fetishists such as myself.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by 68newman

Hey Danielle

Ever since I was a kid I've had an interest in women's shoes, not to wear but the look of them being worn. At first it was heels but over the years I've really become more interested in flats. I have to say that a big part of the reason I subscribed was that you wear sexy flats while doing naughty things, like the black flats when you stuff your panties, or the green flats with the bottle.

There is quite a community of shoe fetishists out there, who are into playing with shoes but also seeing women play with them. Would you ever consider doing a pic and/or video shoot where you play with your ***** with your black flats? Could you insert them as well? Seeing you lick/smell/bite them would be great. That would be so friggin' amazing for shoe fetishists such as myself.

I could do a candid video of that. I would have to buy new flats though since all my current flats have been worn.

[68newman]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

I could do a candid video of that. I would have to buy new flats though since all my current flats have been worn.

I'd be interested!

[68newman]

Hey Danielle, did you mean a custom video or for members in your candid section? Do you do request custom videos?

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by 68newman

Hey Danielle, did you mean a custom video or for members in your candid section? Do you do request custom videos?

I will do custom candid solo videos starting at $250.

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Linda Lovelace, heroine of the breakthrough film Deep Throat, found relief by consulting with a polymath physician skilled at both gynecology and oral surgery - Rob wasn't the first to come along! So, one asks an FTV girl like you, might you like to assume the role, not of Linda of Lovelace, but of a glamorous, retro-era lady named Linda of London? Let me explain.

We fans know you are fond of your professional pseudonym Danielle, and variants thereon. Surely you've heard the song Danny Boy, which, but for the gender of its subject, might be a half-decent English-language theme song for you. The lyrics of this relatively modern song were adapted to a traditional melody from northern Ireland, originally known as the Londonderry Air, whose name used the quaint 19th century word for melody: air.

Thus we arrive at the (other) song to which I draw your attention, called Linda and Her Londonderry Air, which picturesquely relates the story of a peripatetic songbird named Linda, whose signature work, it seems, was the famous melody used by Danny Boy. The reason I think this number might be of particular interest to you is your predeliction for having guests enter via your back door. You see, the song plays with the pun "Londonderry Air"/"London derriere"!

So why waste more words? Listen to a charming 1960 performance of this song here by Elsa Lanchester, who won fame in film by portraying The Bride of Frankenstein, and would also grace the casts of at least three Disney films.

Should you ever want to do a bygone-era, backdoor-adventure Linda of London video series, exploiting this song as its title music, you could get a compulsory mechanical license, which would let you record another performance for use by your videos.

BTW, this recording of L&HLA is part of a collection here which includes two other songs which tactfully allude to backdoor fun: I'm Glad to See Your Back and, less manifestly so, largely via its title, Mrs. Badger-Butts

I hope this makes amends for forcing you to listen to Whistle While You Twerk!

[RonTheLogician]

Knowing your penchant for porning up Disney fairy tales I thought of you when I came across the following new book the other day. (Well, actually I didn't come, I just encountered it.)

Dirty Library: Twisted Children's Classics and Folked-Up Fairy Tales reimagines 45 classic children?s books and gives them a raunchy new spin, offering a short premise, book cover and fictional reviewer quotes for each. This makes them jumping off points for porn videos you might produce. Available at Amazon for under ten bucks here.

Exhausting these possibilities, you might then go on to do revised versions of Bible legends. What about the famous story about giant pussies which you could retitle Danielle in the Layings Den?

[RonTheLogician]

Hi Dani,

Since you have invested in GoPro gear, I'll bring to your attention the debut of a pet harness for it called GoPro Fetch. It costs $60 at Amazon, here, but I bet one will soon be able to find a cheaper knock-off, if not already. The product advertising copy promises that Mounting locations on the back and chest enable a variety of POVs Woo-hoo!

You can watch a demo of the harness on YouTube here.

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Showtime runs a series called Masters of Sex, profiling fictionalized careers of sexual response study & therapy pioneers William Masters, MD and Virginia Johnson. Sounds ripe for PARODY! Call it:

Masturbators and Johnsons of Sex
Pilot epsiode: Impotence

VJ: So Mr. Bizkit, it says here you are seeking treatment for impotence.

Bizkit: Yes, I don't know what else to do, where else to turn! It's so TERRIBLY embarassing...

VJ: Please don't feel uncomfortable. We've successfully treated this problem MANY times. We're here to help.

Bizkit: Thank you for being so understanding... it makes it easier.

VJ: Tell me, how often do you have this problem?

Bizkit: All the time!

VJ: You mean you can never get an erection at all?

Bizkit: Of course I can!!! I instantly get hard and huge. It barely takes a slight breeze blowing!

VJ: Then WHY IN THE WORLD are you seeking treatment for impotence?

Bizkit: Well... my erection goes totally limp after 2 or 3... days. Barely a SINGLE day if I bang a dozen or more babes...

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Sorry, I forgot the "sizzle reel"! Find it here. BTW, have you ever tried blowing pepper up an elephant's trunk?

[danielle_ftv]

So I'm shooting my b/g scene with Johnny Jardin this week. I would like to do some sort of roleplay scene. Any ideas?

[Anoree]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

So I'm shooting my b/g scene with Johnny Jardin this week. I would like to do some sort of roleplay scene. Any ideas?

How about a Sexy Secretary theme?
It could go with glasses, pantyless upskirt, "dicktation" ... shot (partly) in POV style.

Or, if you want something more rough, a hooker / pimp scene where Johnny puts his disobedient hooker into place.
(Only if you both feel OK / into that, of course. Might be better shot with someone you already worked with and feel comfortable to go through with.)

Or (softer again) some reunion with an old school friend with whom you never lived out mutual attraction.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Anoree

How about a Sexy Secretary theme?
It could go with glasses, pantyless upskirt, "dicktation" ... shot (partly) in POV style.

Or, if you want something more rough, a hooker / pimp scene where Johnny puts his disobedient hooker into place.
(Only if you both feel OK / into that, of course. Might be better shot with someone you already worked with and feel comfortable to go through with.)

Or (softer again) some reunion with an old school friend with whom you never lived out mutual attraction.

Bahahahaha...I love the hooker/pimp idea. I'll have to do that in a future b/g scene. That could be a fun idea for a g/g scene. Actually I love all the ideas you came up with. I would love to find an office I could shoot in for the secretary idea.

[danielle_ftv]

So what would a pimp wear? I don't want that cheesy purple coat that you see the "pimps" in porn movies wear. I was thinking a lot of fake gold jewelry and maybe some cheesy looking satin shirt (perhaps in red or purple).

[danielle_ftv]

What should I do a poll on? I'm racking my brain coming up with a new poll idea. I had one in mind the other day but completely forgot what it was. It probably doesn't help that it's 1 in the morning too haha.


PS I just found out I've been using the wrong word for "wracking my brain". This whole time it should have been "racking my brain". You learn something new everyday!

[Index-of-Beauty Ben]

If you are going to do secretary-type scene, how about doing a real nice BDSM version a la the movie Secretary with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal?

Have you ever thought about doing a step-sister type shoot with another girl with similar look/style?

[Anoree]

How about another dancing video?
I watched the dancing video in the Candid section again and imagined how hot it would be if you shot another one, losing layer after layer and finally masturbated to the music, not necessarily to completion ...

If you want to take it a step further (maybe in another video) you could dance with a male partner, letting go of inhibitions, touching each other and undressing, maybe even start having sex while still dancing. (Sex while standing / dancing does have it's own fascination, maybe because it's so rare in real life.)

That would probably fuel some male (and female?) dancing fantasies. As it's unlikely that you'd find a dance floor to pull that through, maybe you could shoot it in your living room?

You could finish in a second part in your bedroom, if you like, where you can enjoy the fruits of your ministrations better.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Index-of-Beauty Ben

If you are going to do secretary-type scene, how about doing a real nice BDSM version a la the movie Secretary with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal?

Have you ever thought about doing a step-sister type shoot with another girl with similar look/style?

There is a lady in the industry that I've been told looks quite a bit like me when I was younger. She's absolutely adorable and I would love to shoot with her. Check her out HERE. If you guys can talk her into shooting with me then I'm all for it.

I talked to Rob about shooting my sister for FTV but he was ambivalent about doing so since he didn't want to anger my mother haha. She has the body for it but I don't know if she would still be interested in shooting...and she will be going to school to be a nurse so I'm not sure if it's conducive to her future plans.

I think a "Secretary" bdsm shoot would be incredibly fun. I would love to do more bdsm scenes but need to find talent (especially male talent) that has had a good amount of experience doing bdsm work. Any suggestions on that is always appreciated.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Anoree

How about another dancing video?
I watched the dancing video in the Candid section again and imagined how hot it would be if you shot another one, losing layer after layer and finally masturbated to the music, not necessarily to completion ...

If you want to take it a step further (maybe in another video) you could dance with a male partner, letting go of inhibitions, touching each other and undressing, maybe even start having sex while still dancing. (Sex while standing / dancing does have it's own fascination, maybe because it's so rare in real life.)

That would probably fuel some male (and female?) dancing fantasies. As it's unlikely that you'd find a dance floor to pull that through, maybe you could shoot it in your living room?

You could finish in a second part in your bedroom, if you like, where you can enjoy the fruits of your ministrations better.

Too freaking funny! I'm sure you saw my post on MeWe about my card for this week (focus is dancing). I didn't read this post until just now so I think it's a sign from the universe to do a dance video. I love the idea of doing a masturbation scene after. And recently I've been only using my hands and no vibrators to masturbate so I think that could make the scene that much better.

[Enigma]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

Too freaking funny! I'm sure you saw my post on MeWe about my card for this week (focus is dancing). I didn't read this post until just now so I think it's a sign from the universe to do a dance video. I love the idea of doing a masturbation scene after. And recently I've been only using my hands and no vibrators to masturbate so I think that could make the scene that much better.

Whats this MeWe you talk about? and is it for private use or for fans?

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Enigma

Whats this MeWe you talk about? and is it for private use or for fans?

It is SnapGirlz new platform (previously they were using Snapchat). Fans can join but they don't get access to my MeWe profile.

[Anoree]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

It is SnapGirlz new platform (previously they were using Snapchat). Fans can join but they don't get access to my MeWe profile.

Danielle almost daily posts short video, photo, audio or text messages to us members of her group there.
I like that a lot.

[kafizwa]

Hey Danielle,
What's about a bukkake or orgy scene with many male guys?
I think that would be absolutely hot seeing you stroking blowing and handling them all!

[Enigma]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

It is SnapGirlz new platform (previously they were using Snapchat). Fans can join but they don't get access to my MeWe profile.

Originally Posted by Anoree

Danielle almost daily posts short video, photo, audio or text messages to us members of her group there.
I like that a lot.

Interesting, so if I sub I get access? This seems like a good thing, if this is the case.

From my POV as I can't afford the site subscription I still get to help with if only a small bit. I guess the question is how much of the subscription do you get to keep?

[hotwifenhubby]

Dear Daniell,
Would love to see a good shoot of you in Sexiest of the high heels or Thigh High boots with 5-6 inches of heels..... Maybe in some outdoor location or some public place...
love you sexy lady

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Danny,

1. Welcome back to your Web site!!! Today I was curious what you were doing with your future and so looked both here and at Twitter. Best of luck with your studies this season! Will try to check out your video logs for details.

2. Re: keeping it in the family

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

I talked to Rob about shooting my sister for FTV but he was ambivalent about doing so since he didn't want to anger my mother haha. She has the body for it but I don't know if she would still be interested in shooting...and she will be going to school to be a nurse so I'm not sure if it's conducive to her future plans.

What about starting a reduced-rate series where the model's face is never really revealed? One can simply re-frame or post-pro crop, add a blue dot, or even don an old-fashioned mask. Call it "Sexy but Shy"?

Another alternative would be to shoot R-rated full-face video and later edit in hard-core "inserts" focusing on the naughty parts of other models. Four decades ago, didn't pioneer Joe Sarno do that with classic film "Butterflies"?

By the way, I heard that the current(?) Playboy Playmate of the Year is a physician. Sure, even though it is edgier now, Playboy is not as hard-core as FTV, but the point is that society's comfort with sexuality keeps evolving.