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[Randolph Carter]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

I used to be a Girl Scout ...oh the good ol' days. My mom was Girl Scout leader so we would keep the G.S. cookies in our home. My brother (he was a toddler at the time) would steal a box of cookies, eat one or two, stash the box under his bed and steal another box. Pretty funny! I wouldn't do a Girl Scout theme shoot though. I don't care for shooting youth themed scenes (though I will shoot a school girl theme scene as long as it doesn't seem like I am trying to portray someone under 18 years of age).

Danielle, what were your favorite Girl Scout cookies...??? Mine were Samoa (the chocolate and coconut ones)! They were pure evil, but soooo good!

[danielle_ftv]

I used to hate coconut but I love it now...so I'm sure I would adore the Samoas. My favorite G.S. cookies have always been the Thin Mints. I saw that one of the famous ice cream brands created a limited edition thin mint ice cream. Unfortunately I never had the chance to try it

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

I used to hate coconut but I love it now...so I'm sure I would adore the Samoas...

Dani,

Knowing your fondness for dairy foods, all I can say it that whatever you do, DON'T START EATING CHEETOS!!! They are "dangerously cheesy" and a "gateway substance" to more sinister things.

In fact, these days a cautionary film explaining the dangers is now being shown in public school hygiene classes from one end of the country to the other. Check it out here.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

Dani,

Knowing your fondness for dairy foods, all I can say it that whatever you do, DON'T START EATING CHEETOS!!! They are "dangerously cheesy" and a "gateway substance" to more sinister things.

In fact, these days a cautionary film explaining the dangers is now being shown in public school hygiene classes from one end of the country to the other. Check it out here.

OMG you are on one today. Twice your posts have made me laugh. I heart the sh!t out of Cheetos. I haven't had them in ages though.

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Going to the bookstore in the mall with Miyu and flashing each other made for a cute video. But what my imaginary friend Kate (seen below) does is even better! She sneaks into sex shops, skulks on the floor next to the sex toys, cracks open her box of snacks, and then wantonly pleasures herself by masticating.

What if you did something similar, save that you masticated girl scout cookies instead? Oh yeah. You should also wear the tee shirt seen below, and without a bra underneath. If you prefer, you can use one of these two alternate captions: Crack open my box or I love to swallow.

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Barbie called me again the other day to ask whether you have yet ruled out a short regular segment featuring her playing with with Ken during future episodes of your vlog show, as suggested in the post last month titled Barbie goes hardcore? You decide!. I told her to cool it, lest you feel pestered and get annoyed, but she made me promise to raise the issue with you again anyway. (I think she may have been a little drunk.)

By now, Barbie has also studied your Web sites and noticed that you are into anal play. So, she and Ken have been practicing pegging scenes, such as shown below. (And besides, they take the pressure off poor Ken, considering his accident.)

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Unlike media, physical merchandise is not easily duplicated, which copying could deprive you of just revenue. Have you ever looked into physically lifecasting parts of your body for sale to fans? Wikipedia outlines such technology here. Among the common casting media used are hydrated alkali salts of alginic acid, whose voraciously hygroscopic nature makes them great gel engines. (One source of material is found here.) These are frequently used for taking dental impressions, but can surely also be used to copy pretty girlie parts. (As improbable as it sounds, would that you knew a dentist interested in porn to help guide you! )

Nowadays, low-cost gel-based kits are actually sold to consumers to help them fashion customized sex toys in the form of their own naughty bits. Amazon sells the products of Empire Labs online, such as Clone-A-Willy and Clone-A-P_ussy.

YouTube hosts a maker demo of the use of Clone-A-Willy here. Amazon's reviews of this product seem favorable enough. (But sadly, I'd have to save up so I could buy two kits to have enough material for my own use. )

So far there is not enough evidence to affirm reliable success with Clone-A-P_ussy, assuming one follows proper procedure. A lay review of its use here is disparaging, but do consider the source. The foolish evaluators pay indifferent attention to proper stochiometry, and then b_itch that the moulding material sets too fast, using the irresponsible excuse that they are "not scientists." No they are not - and they aren't even half-decent cooks.

But as it happens, in recent years a massive number (400) of pussies have been captured and then recast in hard material by British artist Jamie McCartney, in his Great Wall of Vagina (it rhymes with China, ha-ha) art project. Check out about a dozen numbered short videos about this project scattered within the page here, including a clip here illustrating the shape capturing process itself.

Of course, you probably also know that individual porn starlet pussies have been captured to make mass-produced sex toys, but the McCartney project shows that the shape capturing work can be made so reliable, it can be scaled up to industrial levels. But the process of doing his whole project did take a large part of five years of his life.

How much might you receive from your fans for an artwork or toy which captures some sort of girlie goodies from your body? I don't know the answer to that, but you can try the experiment with an eBay auction.

A middle-aged rural Cajun woman who is not an erotic model, but another type of video entertainer, used cloth and E-Z Cast to capture her upper front, including her boobs, as shown in the video here. The record of her subsequent eBay auction here reveals she grossed $320 within three days, with 17 bidders in the auction making a total of 48 bids. The bidding reached two-thirds of the final bid within about six hours. Today her Facebook page has about five times as many likers as does yours, so one might anticipate that a hypothetical auction you run would have fewer bidders than hers did.

It seems that you had fun decorating the gift you got from the Pottery Barn for your birthday last year, so I thought you might like to try a one-off lifecasting experiment for the fun of it, if no other reason. The process could also make for an interesting video.

P.S. The aforementioned alginic acid used for casting comes from humble seaweed. Now, one should not confuse it with the type of weed folks like your brother enjoy. But mentioning this gives me half an excuse to offer you yet another hilarious Garfunkel and Oates music video, the one for Weed Card, here. Enjoy!