Jokes

happy7645 · 04-21-2011, 11:17 PM

hhahaha nice joke
But is it only for blondes?
Or isn't?

WhyYou · 04-22-2011, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy7645

hhahaha nice joke
But is it only for blondes?
Or isn't?

Are you blonde?

WhyYou · 04-24-2011, 03:40 PM

Another one received by email:

There Is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the "Tickle Me Elmo" toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The "Tickle Me Elmo" factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are "Tickle Me Elmo's" all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of "Tickle Me Elmo's." She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'

mart · 04-26-2011, 12:45 PM

Love that one WhyYou.

Index-of-Beauty Ben · 04-28-2011, 12:30 AM

Roses are black
Violets are black
I'm a zombie and I'm colorblind.

mart · 05-01-2011, 06:35 PM

Great Chinese proverbs.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with one chopstick goes hungry.

Man who scratch ***, should not bite fingernails.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

It take many nails to make crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.

TheDoctor · 05-06-2011, 01:17 AM

NICE, Mart!

04-21-2011, 11:17 PM	#1
happy7645 Board Newbie Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Jersey ,USA Posts: 7	hhahah hhahaha nice joke But is it only for blondes? Or isn't? __________________ The game isn't over....... Until its over

04-24-2011, 03:40 PM	#3
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	Another one received by email: There Is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the "Tickle Me Elmo" toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The "Tickle Me Elmo" factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are "Tickle Me Elmo's" all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of "Tickle Me Elmo's." She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....' 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.' __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

04-26-2011, 12:45 PM	#4
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Love that one WhyYou. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

05-01-2011, 06:35 PM	#6
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Great Chinese proverbs. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man with one chopstick goes hungry. Man who scratch *, should not bite fingernails. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. It take many nails to make crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who fart in church, sit in own pew. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get**

04-28-2011, 12:30 AM	#5
Index-of-Beauty Ben In Love with Danielle Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 109	Roses are black Violets are black I'm a zombie and I'm colorblind.