Video Log Transcriptions

[Anoree]

"Hey dave

I read your question on the question thread and you were asking me: Do I have a steady boyfriend?

No, I do not have a steady boyfriend, nor do I have a steady girlfriend. If I did, I would tell you guys, or maybe I wouldn’t. I do dates occasionally, but it’s never gotten super serious. And of course I do have … one night stands? I hate calling it that. I hate one night stands. But so far, no, no steady boyfriend.

I hope that answered your question, ok?

Bye"

[Anoree]

"Hi everybody

I just wanted to show you my new puppy. Isn’t she cute? Her name is Love Bug. She is almost four months old. - Oh, thank you for the kisses. - She was born January 18th 2010, so that makes her a Capricorn doggy. I got her March 21st I think, so I have her for almost a month now. She’s actually been very good. She knows the command “sit”, well she usually can sit, but when I have food in my hands she kind of freaks out. But she’s doing really good. I’m probably going to put her into a residential doggy boot camp, so that they can train her, because I’ve realized that I am not very good at training dogs. I’m way too much of a push-over, especially with her. She’s so cute. She’s a Papillon, which means butterfly-ear, and I think she weights like 3.6 pounds right now, so she’s really small. I think at most she’ll probably weight 7 pounds, if that.

Say hello. Say hello to all my fans. Come on, you’re so cute, almost as cute as your mommy on camera. Say bye bye, bye everybody. Give everybody a kiss.

Bye you guys."

[Anoree]

"Hi captnjack

I read your questions on the question thread. I’m answering them quite a bit late. You were actually asking me about my one year anniversary, so that’s like five months late. But at least I’m answering them. Like you said, I have a huge backlog of video logs I have to answer. It will take me about four months to answer all of them. I’m getting to yours now.

Your first question was: Are there any highlights you care to share with us?

Let’s see. My first webcam show, which was February 6th, I think, and I think that was in Hawaii. That was pretty exciting. My first time meeting a member, that was Longhornbill. That was fantastic, tons of fun. And my first time having a member assist my shoot, that was Raymond. That was really cool. But overall, everything has been really exciting.

Your other question was: Are there any regrets or anything I wish I would or could have done differently?

Let’s see. I wish that I would have had the video updates like I have them now, with the standard definition and the high definition. I wish I had that the very beginning. But other than that I don’t really have any regrets. I think that everything has turned out pretty well.

Your last question was: Has there been any surprises or has everything mostly what I expected?

It’s been mostly what I expected. I’ve been very pleased with how the site has gone and how it’s been growing. I’m really happy with my website, my fans and stuff. You know, the one surprise that I did have was the fact that I was very surprised how respectful and awesome my members and fans were. I was thinking that I would have – sorry, my dog is chewing on the camera stand, so I’m trying to get her away from that – What was I saying? I don’t remember what I wanted to say.

Anyways, so I hope that answered your questions, right?

Bye"

[Anoree]

"Hey guys

I just wanted to show you my gifts that I got from T-bone Thomas and Geezer when they visited for my shoot. Last Friday it was, about a week ago.

T-bone Thomas got me a Victoria Secret gift card and this super cute holder thing. I think it’s supposed to look like a rose. I love it, pretty cute. I haven’t taken the card out yet.

And then Geezer got me a gift card to Victoria Secret and to Bath & Body Works. I’m very excited about using these. Oh, before I forget, he also gave me this card. It’s really funny. It says “in chinese characters, it says: ‘wipe from front to back’” and then it’s a picture of a girl sitting down with a thong and she has like Chinese writing or some further camp stamp on her back. At least I don’t have writing on my back. The tattoo is not fabulous, but at least it’s not writing.

Anyways, I just wanted to show you guys that and say thank you to Geezer and T-bone Thomas for the gifts and for assisting my shoot. And I want to show off my new glasses, too, my new Dior glasses. I don’t know if you can see the Dior, someplace … Ah, right there. So cute, I like them. My mom picked them up for me, because I was getting super frustrated, trying to decide which glasses I wanted to pick out, just so many choices.

Bye you guys"

[Anoree]

"Hey guys
hey everybody

I just wanted to show all of you stuff that I’ve gotten recently from fans and members, and friends, too, and family. So, let’s see, let’s start off with … family stuff.

For my birthday my dad got me this card. It’s pretty cute. He’s into fish, so he got me a fish card, obviously. Then he also got me these awesome boots. They go with my Final Fantasy costume, I think it’s Yuna, it’s really cute, I love it. Look at how tall these boots are. It’s amazing. But they’re super comfortable. I shall be wearing that for Nocturnal in September. It’s really cute. I’m excited about it.

And then, let’s see, my little nephew made me this. I think it’s so cute. It’s for this little card to me.

And then my mom’s card, and she got me … She got me the Final Fantasy costume, but it’s too hard to show you guys, so it’s in the closet right now. And then she got me this costume. That’s what I’ll be wearing to EDC. It’s actually super-hot. Not temperature hot, but … yeah. Wow, I’m kind of uh today.
And then she also got me this. She has one of them in her home, so that was really pretty, and I was like “I want mine!” so she got me this. Very nice. I have the perfect place to put it, too, get purple sparkly candles for that and it will be super cute. And then this is what she got me for babysitting carter one time. I love this. I thought it was hilarious. It says… this picture showing a shark and it says “man-eater”. It’s a beach towel, if you guys didn’t figure that out. That will be good to use this summer, while I haven’t really gone to the beach once. Actually, I have.

And then, let’s see … I’m really spacey today, guys, I’m sorry about that.

Captnjack got me this card, very cute. Then he also got me this one. It opens up. There’s a Borders gift card in there. That will be good, since I ran out of books. I’m currently re-reading books, which I hate to do.
My friend Ryan got me this one, this card, very cute. He gets me my birthday dinner that will be Cheo, Gello.

And then my friend Hank got me this card. It says: “If the shoe fits, buy a pair in every color” – very true.

And then, who got me this one? – ah, my friend Mike got me this card, it’s kind of funny. What does it say in here? [Shake your Booty plays] Oh, it’s a music one. It says “Take your *** downtown and party” That’s cute. He also got me an Amazon gift card, which I already used. I bought Love Bug … What did I get for her for that? Maybe the doggy steps, or the doggy doorbell. I think I got the doggy doorbell with that.

Then he … somebody got me this. I feel so bad. I’m not exactly sure who bought it for me. I’m really spacey. Actually there is three things that I do not know who bought for me, because I threw the package away, and I feel absolutely terrible. There is a printer, a t-shirt, like Pink t-shirt, and a juicer. So, if you guys know who it is that got that for me, please step forward and tell me, so I can do the video log for that. I feel incredibly terrible. I guess it was just that the place was probably a mess, because I got tons of packaging here. Just tell me who you are. I feel bad!

And then Geezer got me a card, thanking me for letting him assist my shoot. It says “Thanks! That was the nicest thing that ever happened to me … that didn’t involve extreme nudity.” And then it says “But wait, it did involve extreme nudity.” That’s really cute, I like that. And then he also added a little … what the heck do you call these things? I don’t know, like memory drives? It has all the pictures in it that he took from the shoot. That will be cool to look at. And then he also got me chocolates. Candy, yummy, very yummy, which had actually melted, because Rob didn’t realize that it was chocolate, so he kept it in his car one day, and his also melted, too. But I still ate some of mine. I was “I’m not letting that go to waste.” It’s good, it’s tasty.

And then Geezer also got me, which I’ve already done a video log for this, Geezer also got me a 100$ gift card to Bath & Body Works, so I want to show you guys what I got for that.

I got Eucalyptus Spearmint sugar scrub, which this is my favorite scent form Bath & Body Works. It’s absolutely good. And since I don’t have gotten a scrub in a long time, I thought it would be nice to do it myself. And then I got two bottles Warm Vanilla Sugar Antibacterial Hand Gel and a little carrying thing. The other one is in my purse. This is my second favorite scent. It’s Warm Vanilla Sugar. That’s really my only two … well, no, that’s not true, but that is my two favorite scents from there. The other one I got is the Home Fragrance Oil in Eucalyptus Spearmint. That goes in … oil burners? God, I’m just like … Sorry guys, I just woke up, so my brain is not quite thinking right. And then I also got Home Fragrance refills, wallflowers is what it’s called, Eucalyptus Spearmint, yet again. I love these things, so my house always smells like eucalyptus spearmint. That’s perfect. Then I got shampoo and conditioner in Eucalyptus Spearmint, so I shall smell from head to toe like eucalyptus spearmint. Or I can smell like Warm Vanilla Sugar from head … Not so much to tell. Oh, wait, I did. I got shower gel in Warm Vanilla Sugar, so I can smell like it from head to toe. And I got Warm Vanilla Sugar bubble bath, because you guys know how much I love to take baths, like four of them a day – which is kind of OCD, I think. It’s kind of bad. And then the last thing I got was Sleep Pillow Mist in Lavender Vanilla, which is kind of a favorite scent, but not so much. I love it, though. This is good. It’s supposed to help you sleep, awesome.

So I got quite a lot of stuff from there for only 100$. I thought that was kind of exciting. I was looking online, looking at retail-me-not and tried to find deals and stuff. That was quite shopping-savvy of me.

Anyways, I also got stuff from Victoria Secret from the cards that Geezer and T-bone Thomas got me, but I think those are in the washing machine right now. One of them I have already worn for the 4th of July shoot, so I shall show you what I got for these cards in the video log that I go when I figure out who bought me the juicer and the printer and the Pink t-shirt. I’m not telling what the Pink t-shirt says yet, because I want to surprise you guys.

But anyways, so, all my stuff, it’s awesome. Thank you guys, I appreciate it. And please tell me who you are, who bought me the juicer, printer and t-shirt.

Bye!

Where’s the stop button?"

[Anoree]

"Hey guys

Ok, I just did a video log showing everybody what I got recently, but I realized there is a whole bunch of other stuff that I didn’t show you off. One of them is this hat, I actually bought this myself. I thought it’s hilarious, it says “I love Orc porn” which I guess I would. I think I’d like orc porn, I’ve never seen it. I like cartoon porn.

Another thing that I got was … I actually got these with either Geezer’s or T-bone Thomas’ Victoria Secret gift card. Good, one in green, one in pink and one in black. These are just super, super comfortable. I had already a blue one, so I decided to buy a black one, green one and pink one. Except that I think the pink one is kind of see-through, I don’t know. That might be for a good shoot.

I also bought panties, even though I don’t wear them, this one, it’s very cute. It’s like pink sheeta print. That goes with the pink shirt. That will make for a cute update. And then this plain black lacey thong, very cute. Generally, if I’m going to wear underwear, it’s like this, lacey plain black. And I bought, I thought this is so pretty, I love this color, it’s purple. It has sparkly sequines on it. And then another plain black one. That’s my favorite … uh, my second favorite type of underwear. And red ones, so cute, and then I got striped ones, because they were having a sale. These look really tiny, holy crap. This one is just as big as my head. Oh my gosh, I don’t know if I’m going to fit into these. I think she said that they ran small, so I think that … oh, wow, yeah. I don’t know if that’s going to fit.

I also got, let’s see, this red lacey – I don’t know what the hell you call that, negligee? – that I wore for my 4th of July update. It came with this underwear, but for whatever reason the underwear never turned to fit me. That part always reaches out to the middle of my back, so I had to buy other underwear, for which I bought blue ones, navy blue. I don’t exactly like this style, but I decided to do something a little different. I haven’t washed this and it has my juice on it, so I shall keep it like that and sell it to one of you guys. And I also bought this that I haven’t washed. I was in Vegas, a cover up. I was originally to wear this for my 4th of July update, but when I tried it on, it didn’t look all that flattering. It wasn’t exactly what I was looking for.

And then my mom’s other gift for my birthday was pink flip-flops, which she’s been given me flip-flops from the same company for the past two years now. But I love them. They’re so comfortable and they’re really cute, and they always come with a saying. This one says “I’m not a princess, I’m the Queen.” I think that’s cute. And they come with a little crown on it, too. I love that. It looks like the tiara that I wore during my birthday.

And then I got this for my computer that Rob gave me for my birthday … and Christmas gift. It’s actually over there right now. I’m sure you guys will see it at some point when I’m making my video logs.

Oh my god, I’m forgetting other stuff, too. Damn. Ok, I’ll pause the camera and come right back.

[cut]

And we’re back.

So that I’ll tell you, too: Anoree got me flowers for my birthday, but they’re kind of wilted and stuff. But they’re really pretty, I really like them. They came in a beautiful vase, which of course I shall keep. I think that it’s actually growing mold around them, because I haven’t refilled the water yet. It’s kind of nasty.

So, ok, I bought these prints just to go around my house, and I maybe want a couple more, but I thought these are beautiful. Of course they’re fairy prints. This one is called Cinnamon and it has little sayings on them, like the fairies, they travel and say, and this one is: “Finally the fairies found their voice and the planet is ready to be heard.” This is really pretty. This one is actually going to stay in this room. This is like the “Fairy Room.” And this one is Lavender, of course you know that this one will probably go in my – I wonder if you can even see that. It’s sparkly because I haven’t taken of the… it’s shiny because I haven’t taken off the plastic yet – that’s probably going into my room. And then she also had these fairy prints that I completely fell in love with. I don’t know where this will go, but this one says “Live from an amazing Story” which I loved to read, so I thought that was perfect. This one almost made me cry when I read it. I was like “Oh my god, this is beautiful” I’m going to put it someplace in my room, so when I wake up every day I can read it. It says “I’ve finally found myself to be Someone to care for… I’ve been set Free.” So, I, oh … it’s a beautiful saying. That really like touches me. Whoa, I’m getting all emotional now. And then they also added a – oh my god, I can’t even think of it right now, bookmarker? Oh my gosh, wow. – which actually has a piece of crystal on it, so I thought that is kind of cool. It says “The Fairy Declaration: I follow my own fairy path, I dance my own fairy dance, I color my light beautiful, I fly on my own fairy wings, I’m happy to be my magical me.” I thought that was really cool. It’s a nice affirmation to repeat to yourself when you’re not feeling all too happy about things that have been going on.

Anyways, like I said, I only have three more gifts to show you guys, I just have to figure out who bought them for me.

Alright, Bye"

[Anoree]

"Hey Birdie

I read your questions on the question thread and your first question was: Do I like getting massages?

I absolutely love getting massages. That’s one of my favorite things to do. That and get facials. I love spa days. I was actually … would love to cruise. It’s like mainly for spaing and all inclusive, be kind of expensive, but totally worth it, I think, just get massages all day long, oh my god. And actually it’s funny, because just recently, when I went to San Francisco about two months ago, I did a – god, I can’t even remember how long it was – like two and a half hour, or something crazy like that, like a two and a half hour massage. It was absolutely amazing, a lot of fun. I’m actually doing a massage tomorrow with my sister. It will be a lot of fun, I’m very excited. I just hate getting male masseuses. For whatever reason it makes me kind of uncomfortable. But whenever they ask me if I have a preference for gender, I never tell them that I do want a female, so I always end up with a male. It’s ok, whatever.

Your other question was: What sci-fi and horror movies have I watched, and do I have any favorite ones?

I watched tons of sci-fi, fantasy and horror movies, yah, sci-fi horror movies. I …

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Hey Birdie

I read your questions on the question thread. You actually had quite a few for me, but then I kind of added them all together. Anyways, your first question was: Do you like getting massages?

I love getting massages. It’s one of my favorite things to do. I love going to the spa in general, it’s fabulous. Actually, tomorrow I will be going to the spa with my sister. I’m quite excited about that. We’re going to get facials, massages, our nails done, and then she’s getting a playboy bikini wax. That’s going to be her first one. How exciting for her. Actually, talking about massages, just recently in San Francisco, a couple of months ago, I got a two and a half hour massage. That was absolutely amazing. I wish there was some place here that did massages for that long, but I don’t really think they are. I want to do a cruise where they’re all about spaing and massages and stuff. I’m sure that would be expensive, but totally worth it in my opinion.

And then your other question was: What sci-fi and horror films have I watched?

A lot? I’m not sure how to answer that, because there’s tons of them that I watched. I started watching them when I was really young, like 6 or 7. I try to think of what’s the last one that I watched. The last one that was memorable that I watched was Paranormal Activity, yeah. That movie creeps me out, seriously. There’s so many times that I’d be sleeping and wake up scared so bad that I’d have to go turn on the light and sleep with the light on. It’s embarrassing, but whatever. It’s a scary movie, it really is.

Your other question was: Do you have any favorite sci-fi / horror movies?

Queen of the Damned, that would be considered like I think both, sci-fi and horror, wait, no, it would be considered horror. So that’s like my favorite.

And then the other question… I’m trying to think if I have any more favorite horror movies. I can’t really think of any right now. See, I don’t watch television all that much, so I’m like… [shrugs her shoulders]

The other question was: What are the first sci-fi / horror movies that I watched?

Oh my god, ok. The first ones that I actually really, really remember – and they still scare me to this day – Aliens and Gremlins. And don’t joke about Gremlins with me. Seriously, I’m terrified of that movie. I think it’s mainly because when I was younger we were watching the movie and I was laying down on the ground, and right during a scary part my daddy tossed a pillow at me and just scared the hell out of me. And ever since then I’ve been terrified of Gremlins. Actually, what’s really funny is that my mom and sister were joking about it the other night, when I was over their house for Father’s Day. And they were being quite mean. They were saying that my dog Love Bug looks like the good Gremlin. I was “Don’t say that! That’s terrible, so mean!”

Anyways, your next question was: What are the most exotic things you have done or eaten?

The most exotic thing that I’ve eaten would have to be devis breast, and that was in – haha, breast, … my cheesy sense of humor coming out – that was in Germany. I try to remember what hotel it was. It was a beautiful, beautiful hotel. But we did this crazy seven course meal and just tons of food. First the food that came out was really small, and we were like “Really? How are we supposed to get full on this?” and then we realized that it actually turned to be a lot of food at the end. But I had one bite of it and – not my type of thing at all. That was really rare the way that they cooked it. I didn’t like it. What else? I had escargot, but I wouldn’t really consider that exotic or anything. I ate that actually – I wouldn’t say often, but when I have the chance to eat it, I always get it. Actually last week on Thursday I had escargot. That was quite tasty, if I may say so myself.

Let’s see, most exotic things that I’ve done: Horseback riding in the ocean and the rain in Jamaica, although it wasn’t supposed to be raining. But it was actually quite exotic to me. I had a lot of fun. And then, I try to think what else, driving along this road, it’s called the “Romantic Road” in Germany. It’s just a road that there’s a bunch of small little medieval towns that are along the way. It was a lot of fun, very beautiful, seeing all the old towns and the walls that were still surround it and stuff like that. It was awesome. I don’t know if that would be considered exotic, but I consider it exotic enough. I don’t know. I’ve done a lot of exciting stuff that I wouldn’t necessarily consider exotic stuff. You’ll have to ask me that question in a couple of years, and I’m sure that will change.

Let’s see … and I think that’s actually your last question. Uh, lots of questions, lots of questions answered.

I hope that answered your questions, ok?

Bye

Oh, noticed the pink hair? Isn’t that crazy? Actually Vanilla Deville did that for me at Steve Lightspeed’s house. How awesome is that? I was like “Yeah, sweet!” I’ve had magenta hair, and I’ve had blue hair, and I’ve had black hair, and I’ve had purple hair, and I’ve had every color hair that you could think of, and I thought pink hair would be fun. It’s not permanent, by the way, so it will be gone in a couple of weeks.

Anyways, Bye"