Jokes

laranger · 12-04-2008, 12:46 AM

I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

MISSY · 12-04-2008, 12:59 AM

Father walked by his girls room and heard a vibrating noise, he opened the door to see his little girl with a vibrator. He said what are you doing? She exclamed ,I'm 27 single, and this is the closest im going to hve to a man. a little while later mom came by and heard the noise and opened the door and the same story was given. later that evening the wife came home and saw her husband on the couch and heard the vibrator and said what the hell are you doing!! He said im watching the game with my new son in law!!!

12-04-2008, 12:46 AM	#1
laranger Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 604	I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." __________________ Mediocrity shouldn't be a life goal.

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12-04-2008, 12:59 AM	#2
MISSY Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA. Posts: 598	Father walked by his girls room and heard a vibrating noise, he opened the door to see his little girl with a vibrator. He said what are you doing? She exclamed ,I'm 27 single, and this is the closest im going to hve to a man. a little while later mom came by and heard the noise and opened the door and the same story was given. later that evening the wife came home and saw her husband on the couch and heard the vibrator and said what the hell are you doing!! He said im watching the game with my new son in law!!!