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[RonTheLogician]

Knowing your penchant for porning up Disney fairy tales I thought of you when I came across the following new book the other day. (Well, actually I didn't come, I just encountered it.)

Dirty Library: Twisted Children's Classics and Folked-Up Fairy Tales reimagines 45 classic children?s books and gives them a raunchy new spin, offering a short premise, book cover and fictional reviewer quotes for each. This makes them jumping off points for porn videos you might produce. Available at Amazon for under ten bucks here.

Exhausting these possibilities, you might then go on to do revised versions of Bible legends. What about the famous story about giant pussies which you could retitle Danielle in the Layings Den?

[RonTheLogician]

Hi Dani,

Since you have invested in GoPro gear, I'll bring to your attention the debut of a pet harness for it called GoPro Fetch. It costs $60 at Amazon, here, but I bet one will soon be able to find a cheaper knock-off, if not already. The product advertising copy promises that Mounting locations on the back and chest enable a variety of POVs Woo-hoo!

You can watch a demo of the harness on YouTube here.

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

Showtime runs a series called Masters of Sex, profiling fictionalized careers of sexual response study & therapy pioneers William Masters, MD and Virginia Johnson. Sounds ripe for PARODY! Call it:

Masturbators and Johnsons of Sex
Pilot epsiode: Impotence

VJ: So Mr. Bizkit, it says here you are seeking treatment for impotence.

Bizkit: Yes, I don't know what else to do, where else to turn! It's so TERRIBLY embarassing...

VJ: Please don't feel uncomfortable. We've successfully treated this problem MANY times. We're here to help.

Bizkit: Thank you for being so understanding... it makes it easier.

VJ: Tell me, how often do you have this problem?

Bizkit: All the time!

VJ: You mean you can never get an erection at all?

Bizkit: Of course I can!!! I instantly get hard and huge. It barely takes a slight breeze blowing!

VJ: Then WHY IN THE WORLD are you seeking treatment for impotence?

Bizkit: Well... my erection goes totally limp after 2 or 3... days. Barely a SINGLE day if I bang a dozen or more babes...

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Sorry, I forgot the "sizzle reel"! Find it here. BTW, have you ever tried blowing pepper up an elephant's trunk?

[danielle_ftv]

So I'm shooting my b/g scene with Johnny Jardin this week. I would like to do some sort of roleplay scene. Any ideas?

[Anoree]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

So I'm shooting my b/g scene with Johnny Jardin this week. I would like to do some sort of roleplay scene. Any ideas?

How about a Sexy Secretary theme?
It could go with glasses, pantyless upskirt, "dicktation" ... shot (partly) in POV style.

Or, if you want something more rough, a hooker / pimp scene where Johnny puts his disobedient hooker into place.
(Only if you both feel OK / into that, of course. Might be better shot with someone you already worked with and feel comfortable to go through with.)

Or (softer again) some reunion with an old school friend with whom you never lived out mutual attraction.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Anoree

How about a Sexy Secretary theme?
It could go with glasses, pantyless upskirt, "dicktation" ... shot (partly) in POV style.

Or, if you want something more rough, a hooker / pimp scene where Johnny puts his disobedient hooker into place.
(Only if you both feel OK / into that, of course. Might be better shot with someone you already worked with and feel comfortable to go through with.)

Or (softer again) some reunion with an old school friend with whom you never lived out mutual attraction.

Bahahahaha...I love the hooker/pimp idea. I'll have to do that in a future b/g scene. That could be a fun idea for a g/g scene. Actually I love all the ideas you came up with. I would love to find an office I could shoot in for the secretary idea.

[danielle_ftv]

So what would a pimp wear? I don't want that cheesy purple coat that you see the "pimps" in porn movies wear. I was thinking a lot of fake gold jewelry and maybe some cheesy looking satin shirt (perhaps in red or purple).