Replies To Danielle's Journal and Video Logs

[Randolph Carter]

Hi Danielle,

I've noticed a lot of really delicious items in your store, but you're missing one that I think (IMO) your fans would really love...

A Danielle Calendar!

Just think, as I'm waking up, feeling like something one of my cats killed, thinking my job just couldn't suck any worse, I would go in to brush my teeth and there would be a smiling, happy beautiful woman looking back at me! Danielle, you could cure the morning blah's for men (and women too!) all over the world...possibly leading to world peace (think Vladimir Putin deciding to invade the Ukraine, then feeling all peaceful and happy because you made his day)! He'd skip the war and just sit alone in his study (or wherever he sits), admiring you and thinking happy thoughts!

Over the PA system we hear: "...and the Nobel Peace Price for achieving peace in our time goes to...Danielle Delauney...!!!" (cue crowd cheering, world leaders applauding, etc).

Ok, maybe a little hyperbole, but it really would make my day. You could have an R-rated and X-rated version, different themes (collect'em all!), etc.

How about it (he said, hopefully...)?

[Anoree]

Danielle Calendars? Great idea!

I actually considered printing a calendar myself, for my personal use, but an official, professionally printed calendar would be great!

I had started to create a selection of pictures, using two inoffensive landscape photos of each set to use as a screensaver before I switched big and just used my whole collection of pictures - which has grown to over 18,000 pictures by now - for that screensaver.

I might have to get on with that selection and provide it as source for a calendar, IF Danielle wants to have a pre-selection to choose from.

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Anoree

Danielle Calendars? Great idea!

I actually considered printing a calendar myself, for my personal use, but an official, professionally printed calendar would be great!

Additional charges for a custom salutation with signature and/or lipstick-kiss on the front cover interior! And how about making the photos month-appropriate? Danny already has some Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, Christmas, et cetera shoots done. Gosh, I wonder how July's big firecracker will fit...

Cue the theme music here.

[RonTheLogician]

Hi Danny,

Your latest journal video is most welcome, thanks! But your intention to take 5yo nephew Carter to Disneyland obliges me to warn you not to accept any invitation to stay after the park closes. Some of the staff can get pretty damn rowdy!!! Just trust me on this one, okay?

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

Hi Danny,

Your latest journal video is most welcome, thanks! But your intention to take 5yo nephew Carter to Disneyland obliges me to warn you not to accept any invitation to stay after the park closes. Some of the staff can get pretty damn rowdy!!! Just trust me on this one, okay?

Hell yeah! I <3 cartoon porn...especially Disney cartoon porn. Probably one of my weirder fetishes.

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

Hell yeah! I <3 cartoon porn

No wonder then that you are so into Sailor Moon, considering what she does on "underground" tribute Web sites! How about snipping out a section of orgasmic squealing from the audio track of a suitable Hentai Anime and using it as your cell phone ring tone?

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

...especially Disney cartoon porn. Probably one of my weirder fetishes.

And I forget... Did you remember to sing Some Day My Prince Will Come in your recent naughty Snow White video? And did he? How many times?

[RonTheLogician]

As I am ignorant of Ghiscari, I must admit that I did not know what Mhysa meant. Thus I asked Missandei, who said it simply denotes "mother." (Apparently, canines and felines are not into using possessives.)

For those of you who want to get into, or catch up with, Game of Thrones, check out the often hilarious Funny or Die miniseries, Gay of Thrones, in which the swishiest Hollywood hair stylist you will ever meet recaps the episodes of the third and fourth seasons!

Where are my drag queens? ...errm, I mean dragons?

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

Hell yeah! I <3 cartoon porn...especially Disney cartoon porn. Probably one of my weirder fetishes.

Well, I'm not surprised after hearing the conversation you had about the Disney theme parks with your girlfriends Caroline and Max, posted here.

You know, Mickey's wandering eye eventually led Minnie to retaliate, as we all learned during their ugly and highly public divorce proceedings. Who can ever forget how it began?

Judge: Mr. Mouse, your petition states that you are seeking a divorce from your wife, Minnie, on the grounds that she has lost her sanity.

Mickey: No, your honor, there's been a mistake. What I actually told my attorney was that I'm sure she's f_ucking Goofy.

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

Hell yeah! I <3 cartoon porn...especially Disney cartoon porn. Probably one of my weirder fetishes.

Oh no! You've got the DOUBLE whammy!

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

The other day I caught up with your vlogs through D460. I was especially amused by D456, titled Being super silly, wherein you used digital camera software which let you play with dynamic FX ("special effects") in creative ways. It's something NEW and I think your long-time fans will get a KICK out of it - even if they no longer check out every one of your vlog postings.

Personally, the first shot of you - with an arrow through your lovely head - was a source of nostalgia to me. Even before you were born, I was a computer graphics pro. One day, I got the job of creating interesting images to demo the abilities of a new, cutting-edge, high-resolution electronic display. One of the images was a set of STATIC headshots, which I decorated with animated graffiti - including one poor fellow whose head landed up pierced by an arrow! In those days, unless you had a QUARTER-MILLION DOLLARS (x2 in 2014 dollars) to buy a Quantel Paintbox (WAY beyond our budget!), you had to do what I did - write your own software to get the job done! And now, low-cost, mass-market software running on a humble PC can recognize your head, including where your eyes and mouth sit, and annotate your image on the fly. Credit the awesome progress in making digital hardware many thousands of times more cost-effective, just over your own short lifetime.

Again, I encourage you to invest in something like the $250 green-screen kit I described earlier, which would let you use a static or dynamic background (there's plenty of copyright-free imagery within the Wikimedia Commons), to make even ordinary vlog shoots more interesting. Visit the Congo jungle, a frigid arctic igloo (beware of "pokies"!), the pyramids of Egypt, a sailing ship full of horny pirates, the Eiffel Tower, a camel caravan in the sands of Arabia, the Battle of Waterloo, a Venitian canal gondola, King Kong's up-facing palm (or prick), the Houses of Parliament, a human mouth, a crater on the moon, Cerne Abbas (home to the biggest porn art in the world), a dangerous big-city slum, the back of a housefly, Disneyland - or even Disneyworld (you FINALLY get to go!) - all from the comfort of your home studio!

[Randolph Carter]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

Additional charges for a custom salutation with signature and/or lipstick-kiss on the front cover interior! And how about making the photos month-appropriate? Danny already has some Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, Christmas, et cetera shoots done. Gosh, I wonder how July's big firecracker will fit...

Cue the theme music here.

Ron, even better! A personalized Danielle calendar would be amazing, especially the kiss!

[Randolph Carter]

Danielle, after your last update, I saw this picture and thought of you:

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

You've told us it is now your ambition to forsake traditional "commodity" (mass sales) video for live cam shows, so I'd like to bring your attention to several information sources which I hope may prove useful in helping you.

First is an article that advocates for the wisdom of your new path which, at the least, should provide encouragement. It writes in part:

DVDs are dead, pay sites are struggling and porn is free and unlimited... Why live cams, Twitter and Skype may be the porn industry?s last hope.

Find this September 5, 2012 publication here.

The suggestion is made that if you can beat back the ample camming competition and serve the one-percenters, it's not impossible to rake in enormous profits: Maitresse Madeline, Dominatrix, Auctions One-On-One Webcam Session For $42,000 writes the article of 01/09/2014 here.

It seems that the mass-media has picked up on the erotic camming industry, because recent months have seen the broadcast of not merely one, but at least three English-language documentaries on this subject! You can thank my informal UK source for the discovery of the two from Britain.

Sadly, I can't tell an American how to purchase a copy of any of them, although perhaps your provider Cox has a means of selling you the HBO program about which I don't know. The two British programs are among those typically made available via free Internet VoD, at least for a limited time after broadcast, but only to British IP addresses via common geolocation tools.

But guess what? Just because it's hard or impossible to buy legitimate access, doesn't mean you have to forgo this very timely crop of vital business intelligence. As I write, you can find at least one copy of each program on YouTube, and goodness knows how many other places less subject to easy scrutiny. Now, onto the programs themselves.

First, this year HBO effectively resurrected the breakthrough series it launched a generation ago and retired in 2009, called REAL SEX. The new half-hour series is called SEX // NOW. The pilot episode, airing in January, consisted of three different segments on erotic camming. Find a preview of the show here and a chat with its creator, plus the pilot trailer, here. The most shocking (and unsubstantiated) text-based claim it makes is this:

There are an estimated 6 million cam models globally. (sic.)

To paraphrase Mr. Morse's quotation of Numbers 23:23, "What hath Jennicam wrought?"

The second program on this subject is from the UK's BBC 3 and called The Truth About Webcam Girls. The BBC describes it here, which includes a two-minute trailer and notes that this program about UK camming debuted to Britons in February.

The third program, also British, was broadcast by Channel Five in early April. It is called Webcam Girls - At Your Service and is profiled by Five here. It glibly claims a mere 10,000 British women do erotic camming - which would be barely a fifth of the global rate which the HBO program asserted. It also claims that earnings average 800 pounds sterling weekly. I found the handful of remarks posted on its legitimate (UK-only) playback Web page, especially by claimed camming pros, interesting.

I hope that, one way or another, you arm yourself ASAP with these information sources, which I am sure no small number of your competitors will. Even if they provide you little or no new insider wisdom, I think it's also important to keep tabs on what the public at large (including potential clients) is being told about one's industry.

Best of luck!

P.S. With all this broadcast media interest in camming, I would not be at all surprised if someone took up the suggestion I posted the other month about telling the Jennicam story to a new generation.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

Danielle, after your last update, I saw this picture and thought of you:

I love it! It's so freaking pretty!!!