Jokes

[Palanhaar]

Originally Posted by Palanhaar

One old woman went to the doctor with a different kind of gastric problem!!

Old Woman-"Doctor,I don't know whats going on I keep on farting all day long but they don't smell and sound at all,and see I have been sitting before you for last 5 minutes and farted 20 times"
Doctor-"I see!!"
Old Woman-"Then please suggest some medicine!!"
Doctor gave a medicine to the old lady and the next day the lady came to him in anger!!
Old Lady-"Doctor,I don't know what kind of medicine you gave my!!My farts smell so bad now!!"
Doctor-"Ok!!Now,as your nose is working well,its the turn of your Ears!!"

Well Farts are always an issue for a good laugh...What say others...?

[Immortal]

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta' be kiddin' me". "No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious the man says "Well, okay..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by and saw the poor guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked and asked "What happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just isn't your day is it, cupcake...?"

[mart]

LMAO.

Originally Posted by Immortal

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta' be kiddin' me". "No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious the man says "Well, okay..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by and saw the poor guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked and asked "What happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just isn't your day is it, cupcake...?"