Quotable Quotes

MISSY · 04-01-2010, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mart

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

oh so true! lol

tigger · 04-08-2010, 04:42 PM

I child proofed the house but they keep getting back in!!!!!

mart · 04-08-2010, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

oh so true! lol

They are only unfounded quotes Missy, i was hoping they weren't true!.

mart · 04-12-2010, 07:46 PM

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

captnjack · 04-13-2010, 05:08 AM

"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature."

"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!"

"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." Marilyn Monroe

J2K · 04-27-2010, 06:25 AM

“Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.” - Miyamoto Musashi

J2K · 04-27-2010, 06:26 AM

"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

J2K · 04-27-2010, 06:28 AM

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

TheDoctor · 04-27-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by J2K

"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

Odo could have coined that as well

04-08-2010, 04:42 PM	#2
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	I child proofed the house but they keep getting back in!!!!! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

04-12-2010, 07:46 PM	#4
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

04-13-2010, 05:08 AM	#5
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature." "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!" "I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." Marilyn Monroe __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

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04-27-2010, 06:25 AM	#6
J2K Danielle Fan Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 10	“Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.” - Miyamoto Musashi

04-27-2010, 06:26 AM	#7
J2K Danielle Fan Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 10	"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

04-27-2010, 06:28 AM	#8
J2K Danielle Fan Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 10	"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."