Jokes

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 01:08 AM

A man was sitting on a park bench,reading a newspaper.Suddenly he threw the paper to the ground and yelled, " All politicians are ********".
The man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit said," I take offense at that!"
"Why?" the first man asked. " Are you a politician?"
"No," he replied, " I'm an *******."

tigger · 09-11-2008, 01:11 AM

Thatsa good one. Texasdrake. Are you getting enny affects of the huricane by you?

ToungeFooMaster · 02-25-2010, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by tigger

Thatsa good one. Texasdrake. Are you getting enny affects of the hurricane by you?

What Did the Hurricane say to the Palm Tree ???
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MISSY · 03-02-2010, 05:50 PM

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Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 01:33 AM

An old man shuffled carefully into an ice cream parlor.He pulled himself slowly and painfully up onto a stool.After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.As the waitress fixed the order she asked, " Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, " Hemorrhoids."

An old man hadn't been able to hear for years.He finally went to see a doctor,who diagnosed the problem and restored his hearing.A month later the man returned for a follow-up.
"Your family must be really happy you can hear again," the doctor said.
" Oh, I haven't told my family yet," the man said. " I just sit around and listen to them talk.So far I've changed my will three times."

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 01:36 AM

Tigger we're having alot of rain.The hurricane not suppose to hit Texas till this weekend

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 01:39 AM

The last Hurricane gave us alot of high winds and blew off some metal siding on the office tower I work in.

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 02:16 AM

What's more romantic than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 02:29 AM

What is the difference between " oooooh" and "aaaaaaaah" ?

About three inches.

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 02:38 AM

Ok Ok you guys probably tired of reading my jokes...last one..for the night.

A man and a woman were arguing about which gender enjoys sex the most.
"Men obviously enjoy sex more," the man said. "Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"Well," replied the woman,"think about this: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around,which feels better,your finger or your ear?"

09-11-2008, 01:08 AM	#1
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	A man was sitting on a park bench,reading a newspaper.Suddenly he threw the paper to the ground and yelled, " All politicians are ******". The man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit said," I take offense at that!" "Why?" the first man asked. " Are you a politician?" "No," he replied, " I'm an *****." __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 01:11 AM	#2
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Thatsa good one. Texasdrake. Are you getting enny affects of the huricane by you? __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

09-11-2008, 01:33 AM	#5
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Old Man jokes An old man shuffled carefully into an ice cream parlor.He pulled himself slowly and painfully up onto a stool.After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.As the waitress fixed the order she asked, " Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, " Hemorrhoids." An old man hadn't been able to hear for years.He finally went to see a doctor,who diagnosed the problem and restored his hearing.A month later the man returned for a follow-up. "Your family must be really happy you can hear again," the doctor said. " Oh, I haven't told my family yet," the man said. " I just sit around and listen to them talk.So far I've changed my will three times." __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 01:36 AM	#6
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Tigger we're having alot of rain.The hurricane not suppose to hit Texas till this weekend __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 01:39 AM	#7
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	The last Hurricane gave us alot of high winds and blew off some metal siding on the office tower I work in. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 02:16 AM	#8
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	What's more romantic than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 02:29 AM	#9
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	What is the difference between " oooooh" and "aaaaaaaah" ? About three inches. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 02:38 AM	#10
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Ok Ok you guys probably tired of reading my jokes...last one..for the night. A man and a woman were arguing about which gender enjoys sex the most. "Men obviously enjoy sex more," the man said. "Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "Well," replied the woman,"think about this: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around,which feels better,your finger or your ear?" __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

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