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08-15-2009, 02:41 AM
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Another Arnie impersonator that had me in tears of laughter. "Arnie's pizza shop answering machine".
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEZyS2pjE4
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08-15-2009, 01:57 PM
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In Love with Danielle
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Quote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpvr91p7DM I had to add this one too, not as funny but it pays off at the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q64oOPWVoBE
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аемб еру ыучшуые цщьут щт еру штеуктуе! Wir lieben euch Danielle! Last edited by Immortal; 08-15-2009 at 04:16 PM. |
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08-15-2009, 06:52 PM
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Another two good finds Immortal and your right the second one pays off at the end.
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08-16-2009, 12:00 AM
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Good one's everyone..I'll have to dig around & find a few new one's to post
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08-16-2009, 12:19 AM
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> One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman
> > > > > Who did not whine, nag, or *****. > > > > > > > > > But it was a long time ago, & it > was just that one day. > > > > > > The End > >
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08-16-2009, 12:21 AM
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Why women wear leather
When a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new truck.
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08-17-2009, 06:39 PM
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An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died. Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer, "I think I'm planting them too deep." Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'? He did a lap of Honour! Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer? He fell in the sink! How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick. How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.
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