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In Love with Danielle
Join Date: Feb 2014
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THE FANCIFUL Now, to make it LESS realistic, one should produce it as if Isis were doing the cinematography. This would involve using a small radio-controlled moving toy which would mount the camera, and require recruiting Dani's brother as its driver. She'd lead the tour, always visible in frame, now and then looking at the camera to talk to "Isis." Later on, one could add meows to the audio track at appropriate points. If the toy were a model army tank, the turret motion could let "Isis" pan up and down. (One can spend hundreds or even thousands of bucks for a pro drone, but the toy store would yield up a gadget good enough for carrying one of today's teeny cameras for not much more than the cost of a family outing to McDonald's.) Actually, I think you can now buy cameras you can attach to your pet, but there simply isn't enough time to send Isis to film school. (But when doing ordinaty vlog shoots, putting such a cam on Isis would let the editor opportunistically alternate between two views at any point during the shoot.) A bit of humor could be had by having "Isis" get distracted by a mouse during the shoot, leading to Dani's angry rebuke. Or one could shoot on two (mythical) days, because on the first day "Isis" had done too much catnip and kept messing up, forcing a cancelation of work on that day, so she could sober up. Bad cat! THE REALISTIC But if I *HAD* to be realistic, I'd suggest putting together an audio-annotated slide show, using snapshots from the recent trip to Mexico, or some other handy collection of extant photos. A related suggestion is to borrow a concept from Playboy magazine. I think starting some time in the late 1970's (yes, I'm that old... sigh!) they amended the layout of the Playmate of the Month pictorial to include three snapshots on the bottom of the Playmate Data Sheet page, taken when the Playmate was younger - even a young girl or infant. I'm sure many long-time fans woud be curious what Dani looked like before she got into commercial erotic work. |
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