Okay here is my joke for the forum:
A guy walks into a tatoo parlor and tells the tatoo artist.
"I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis."
The tatoo artist looks the guy over and says. "Sorry buddy I dont think I can help you out with that one."
Guys says, "Look I am dead serious, I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis and to prove how serious I am, I will pay you a thousand dollars to tatoo the $100 bill on my penis."
The tatoo artist thinks about it and finally says, "Damn one thousand dollars huh for a $100 bill tatooed on your penis! I tell you what I will do it on one condition, why do you want a $100 bill tatooed on your penis?"
The guy thinks for a minute and replies back, "I have 3 very good reasons for wanting a $100 bill tatooed to my penis. Reason #1, I like to keep my hands on my money. Reason #2 I like to watch my money GROW. And the 3rd reason I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis, the next time my wife wants to go out and blow a hundred dollars she can stay at home!!!"
|