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Old 02-06-2009, 12:27 AM   #19
Geezer
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Originally Posted by Texasdrake View Post
All this talk about Lia19 fleshlight gave me a thought...morbid maybe but funny in a way.Have a feeling that Lia'a fleshlight will give the guys so much pleasure that it wouldn't be a surprise that a few of them would died from a heart attack the same way they would from having a intense sex session with thier wifes,girlfriends,etc....and Lia's fleshlight would be the only one in the fleshlight line up with the warning label.


Warning: The use if the Lia19 fleshlight may cause heart attacks for persons who has a history of heart problems.Side effects may also includes severe addiction. Reddening,severe swelling of the genital from over useage and a permanent smile that can't be wipe off.
And a possible "sticky mess" in the dishwasher! Hey, Lia said they can be washed there, not me.
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