[RonTheLogician]

Hey Danny,

The short audio recitation linked just below your photo here came to mind because I know you like Japanese anime's extra-terrestrial sweetheart, Sailor "Moon", who, if true to her name, is probably into both naval and anal maneuvers! (I suppose she can do them simultaneously by serving on the poop deck?) So should you ever again assume the identity of Sailor Moon, "I gar-on-tee" I have the ideal theme music for a sweet "Loosiana" baby girl like you, the Dixieland Jazz number here.

It would seem that doing lots of ATM is good practice if you ever want to ship out to sea, as explained here.