[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by TheDoctor

Hello...
Where's everyone?

You have SOME nerve asking, Mr. Time Lord!

Now that everyone has a cellphone, British Telecom has decommissioned all the regular street call boxes. And when those cheap bastards at the Time Lords Exchequer refused to buy outright the ones converted to Tardises, BT shut those down too. The result: Damn near all former Tardis users are now stuck in the past!

The ONLY way I was able to get back myself was to jury-rig a porta-potty as a Tardis. Believe me, it wasn't easy; I haven't studied relativity in four decades!

And please don't tell me I am full of $hit! Just what the hell do you expect happens when an ersatz porta-potty Tardis encounters time turbulence during a journey?