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STAR · 08-17-2011, 07:36 PM

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors:

• Put bifocals on. Double-check that you're with the right partner.
• Set the alarm on your clock for 2 minutes. . . in case you doze off in the middle.
• Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF!
• Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. . . just in case.
• Write your partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

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There are three kinds of men;

1. The ones who learn by reading.
2. The few who learn by observation.
3. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."

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Sex is now classified as a misdeameanor. . . the more you miss. . . da meaner ya get!

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08-17-2011, 07:36 PM	#617
STAR Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Tucson, between the forceps and the stone. Posts: 336	Lovemaking Tips for Seniors: • Put bifocals on. Double-check that you're with the right partner. • Set the alarm on your clock for 2 minutes. . . in case you doze off in the middle. • Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF! • Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. . . just in case. • Write your partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end. * There are three kinds of men; 1. The ones who learn by reading. 2. The few who learn by observation. 3. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." * Sex is now classified as a misdeameanor. . . the more you miss. . . da meaner ya get! *** __________________ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.