[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by STAR

What beach do you go to? Thot I'd ask because...

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you ever get to feeling horny?”
“Yes,” her friend replied.
“What do you do about it?”
“I usually suck on a Lifesaver.”
After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, “Well, what beach do you go to?”

Uhm...I'm a lifesaver, at the nude beach.

Hahaha...I like that one.