[captnjack]

• Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
• When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
• I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
• When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
• Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Why don't you come on up and see me sometime -- when I've got nothin' on but the radio.
• A hard man is good to find.
Mae West