One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me -- don't and stop... unless they are used together.
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 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Last edited by STAR; 08-16-2011 at 02:46 AM.
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