Golden Crapper
A hung over guy walks into his kitchen moaning and shaking his head.His Roommate who was cooking breakfast asks him what was wrong.He told him that he went to a party in the neighborhood last night and he lost his wallet there.The problem was he was too drunk to remeber which house the party was held at.
Roommate: Do you remember anything about the house? since the party was in the neighborhood it shouldn't be that hard to find.
Hung over guy: Well I remember the house had a set of deer antlers on the front door.
Roommate:Ok was there anything else you remember?
Hunged over guy: I remember there were red curtains in the living room... Oh yeah they also had a gold metal toilet.
Roommate: Well that house shouldn't be that hard to find.
After they drove around the neighborhood for a while they spotted a house with a set of deer antlers on the front door.they walked up and knocked on the door.A woman in a bathrobe and her hair in curlers answered the door.
The hunged over guy looked at the woman and then at his roommate.
Roommate: Well go ahead and asked her.
Hunged over guy: Ma'am did you have a party here last night?
Woman: (In a foul mood) Yeah so what?
Hunged over guy: Do you also have red curtains in the living room?
Woman: (Mood getting worst) Yeah, so what is it to you?
Hunged over guy: (getting excited) Do you also have a gold metal Toilet?
The woman had a disgusted look on her face,looked the guy over and then turns towards the inside of the house.
Woman: (yelling) Honey we found the ******* who crapped in your Tuba!!!
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I didn't do it!!! The dog did.
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