I hope this joke doesn't get me banned, but I'm going to tell it.
Three first graders are on a playground, an asian kid, a black kid, and a red neck. The asian says "OK, we're going to pull out our ***** and see whose is the biggest." The asian kid pulls his **** out, and the other two say "that's pretty impressive." The black kid pulls his **** out and the other two say "whoa even bigger." The red neck pulls his out, and the other two say "OK, no fair." The redneck went home and said "Ma I wun biggest penis in skool, cuz I waz a red neck." Then his mother says "No honey, that's because you're 35."
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