well, this may get me banned but it is funny,
A kid walks into a whore house and walks up to the Madam and says, "I want a hooker right now!"
Madam says, "What? no, get out of here kid and why the hell do you have a dead frog on the end of a leash"?
(kid digs into his pocket and puts a 100 dollar bill on the table)
Kid: "I want hooker with herpes right now!"
Madam: "No kid beat it, and get that dead frog out of here"
(kid diggs into pocket pulls out another 100 dollar bill and puts it on the table)
Kid: "I want a hooker with herpes and aids right now"!
Madam: "Ok kid, I've got what you want, but tell me why you have a dead frog on the end of that leash"
Kid: "Alright, I"m going to **** a hooker with herpes and aids. When I get home I'm going to **** my baby sitter, when my Dad comes home from work he's going to **** the baby sitter. Later that night my Dad's gonna **** my Mom and then the next day my Mom's going to **** the Mailman and THATS THE MOTHER ****** THAT KILLED MY FROG!!"
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