So anyway, this girl walked into the joint wearing the tightest pants I'd ever saw. Lots of single guys there, all looking at her, one old codger staring like he saw God and nobody talking to her! I couldn't believe it! So I go over to her, had to ask "How do you get into your pants?" She looked me over, smiled & said "You could start by buying me a drink."
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?" -- Woody Allen
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 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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