[RonTheLogician]

Hey Dani,

I bet you don't fully appreciate how much - when I was a lad long ago - that people once thought porn was dangerous to one's mental health. In fact, before you could sell some porn to the public - even soft-core solo-girl stuff - you had to subject it to thorough animal testing - by chimpanzees and robots!

To remove any doubt that I am pulling your leg, much less one of your naughty parts, I refer you to video evidence here.

Oh, I hope you're not offended that the video explicitly shows spanking the monkey!

Anyway, what I want to know is, do you pretest the porn you create for safety?
And if so, how much *extra* do you charge for the porn that fails the testing?

Best, Ron