Thread: Jokes
View Single Post
Old 07-23-2015, 01:20 AM   #654
Rick_Jazz
Danielle Fan
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Posts: 11
Default

A woman is in court, accused of beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. As the court announces her charges, the judge asks "First offender?"

The woman replies, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
Rick_Jazz is offline   Reply With Quote