[Texasdrake]

And what's more Alice," the furious physician hollered as he slammed the front door," you're a lousy lay!"
Later,after completing his morning rounds,the doctor decided to drive by the house to apologize to his wife for his morning outburst.
Not finding her in the kitchen or the living room,he glanced into the bedroom,only to find her in bed with another physician.
"what the hell is going on here?" he demanded
"Well after what you said this morning dear,his wife explained,"I decided to get a second opinion."