Hey Danny,
Thanks so much for answering my
questions in video log
D444! I hope we, your fans, can renew our efforts to ask previously unanswered questions, and spare you the need to buy question cards so often these days.
ORAL ISSUES & VLOG DRESS SUGGESTION
But first, please do permit me to react to your expressed anxiety about your teeth. I'll be damned if I noticed ANY ("anomalous") gap in your teeth, which are just fine. We all understand a professional need to attend to your appearance, but I wouldn't be surprised if you eventually decided you have some sort of disproportionate personal dental fixation.
Now, as you are a fleur-de-lis fan, I'll point out that top-tier French singer-actress Vanessa Paradis is FAMOUS for the LARGE gap between her two front teeth. She once even told the magazine
Harper's Bazaar:
"Why would I fix them? I was born with them... I can spit water through them. They're useful!"
Vanessa Paradis
Nonetheless, her very fetching physical appearance has always been an important part of her showbiz career. There is plenty of legitimate unclad photography of her, starting with her first film, released just before her 17th birthday, in which she appears topless. (She plays a teen who has an affair with her teacher, three decades her senior.)
On YouTube
here she appears on UK TV, cute and sexy at age 15, just before your birth, singing the song which had made her famous throughout France and much of Europe the previous year,
Joe Le Taxi.
By the way, do consider following her example and wearing some form-fitting see-through tops in your video logs; they should be acceptable to YouTube and may fetch more business for you! A very great many young women in the USA dressed this way throughout the 1970s. Sigh! Why oh why did they ever stop?
FOLLOW-UP DISCUSSION OF YOUR REPLIES
Now, on to your replies to my questions.
I find it remarkable that you (almost?) never fantasize while you masturbate. I know that some/many asexuals masturbate, but given your attraction to both men and women, I am surprised at your report!
Yet it helps me understand your lack of interest in watching porn, except for professional reasons, because perhaps the most useful thing about porn is that it helps supplement one's existing fantasies and personal memories in mentally enhancing physical sexual activity, whether autoerotic or partner-based. I would have expected you to say you enjoy watching male-male porn, as many women with a lesbian aspect do, especially because you once described you ideal domestic partnership as a couple of bi men.
Anyway, the news that you can be satisfied with "15 minutes, if that" of coitus after foreplay gives new hope to average men everywhere! But a future penile implant option lets those other girls you cited, who are likely to suggest "let's bang for like an hour straight," expand the pool of men in which they can find satisfaction - as well as interest.
Postscript - The data cited here reports that women ideally want an average of 14 (S.D.=11) minutes of coitus, close to what you stated. Sadly, however, they only get an average of 7 (S.D.=6) minutes! Thus, the original premise of my robo-penis query, that non-pornstar dicks typically go limp before women are finished with them, seems validated! (Thanks to Randall Carter for a pointer to the study data!)
For a humorous look at the performance enhancements which sci-fi suggests the future might well hold for womankind, see my post of 05-01-2014 in the Poetry group here.
As for you, I am relieved that I am quite capable of being the type of "sixty-minute man" described by the classic song
here! And so, while I'm not "up" to becoming a porn star, at least I don't have the grave problems of my friend, a British physicist. Whenever this poor bloke went into the lab (short for labia), he could never manage to repeat his "experiment" a second time, if you know what I mean! This led him to examine his problems as a pure theorist. As you know Danny, physics is a manifestly mathematical science, which led him to the numerical study of the very small, or as you say in your business, "size matters." Of course, as Einstein taught us long ago, it is essential to treat time and space on an equal footing. But why should I waste any more words, when I can let him
speak for himself in the audio recording here?