So, I met T-bone, Lia and Alison at the Venetian Tuesday night at 8:00 PM. they dragged T-Bone, me, Lia's friend, and another guy to an exclusive dress store frequented by the top Porn stars like Jenna Jameson.
For nearly an hour the girls put on a fashion show like you wouldn't believe. They even took wigs off of the maniquins to be blonds, brunettes,and redheads. Alison makes a KILLER jet black haired girl and Lia gave me a heart attack as a red head. Let's just say....some of the dresses were sooooo short they didn't dare bend over.
Eventually, the six of us went to Rick's Cabaret in a limo Lia flagged down. From the minute we entered, girls of every type, shape, and size were sitting on our laps. Before going in, Alison said "no way am I letting some chick dance all over me" OR words to that effect.
The next thing I see, both girls are getting lap dances from beautiful women in their own right. Many with amazing surgeons - if you get my drift.
I have to admit, I've NEVER had a lap dance before but, tonight, was special. Alison referred to a Jenna Jameson lookalike as "my future wife" and supposedly she doesn't even like girls.
I confess.....I personally bought Alison a total of five dances, watched her get them, and even watched Alison give back dances to the girl of her choice. They were kissing and feeling each other up and comparing the dancer's store bought ones to Alison's all natural ones. When Alison needed a break, I got three dances in a row from the same girl.
At one point, I looked around and all six of us, the girls, and four guys, had super hot girls squirming all over us.
So, loyal Lia and Alison fans, eat your hearts out. NEVER, in my lifetime, would I have expected a night like this! And, to be honest, I owe it ALL to T-Bone who was coming to Vegas anyway and invited me to join him. A nicer guy than T-Bone can't be found!!! THANK YOU T-Bone and THANK YOU Lia and Alison. You all made an old "Geezer" one happy guy!
