D315, 04-07-12: To ERT398
"Hey ert389, oops, 398, sorry,
I read your questions on the question thread. Your first question is: What’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex or masturbated?
The weirdest place I’ve had sex was on top of a vehicle in the middle of an office park … complex, office complex … park, I don’t know. The weirdest place I’ve been masturbated … I don’t know, pretty much anywhere in public. You don’t really think of masturbating in public being a normal thing, so I guess it’s kind of weird. I’m trying to think of a place that was sick, really unusual. I can’t think of anything, just any place in public. Actually, I’m going to look at my shoots and see, maybe, if I can find something up here that will let me think of the unusual places that I have masturbated. It’s all just office parks, [??], hotels … A school, I guess, which I shot one time, but it wasn’t even really a masturbation scene. It was more … which one is that called? School stuffing, stockinged school, whatever … Ah, Stocking Up For School. I guess that could be the weirdest place that I’ve masturbated. None of the other places are striking me as particularly weird.
Your next and last question is: Have you ever tried hanging out in regular life with Chinese Eggs or other toys in your … and this is where it’s asterisked out, because my forum is weird. You know, it’s a porn forum, yet you can’t put the word p*ssy in, and a bunch of other words. I think Anoree gave me a list of words that you can’t put on the forum, that will get asterisked out. I was just “Ohoh, that’s just really unusual.” So …
OK, back to your question. I mean I’ll have to repeat that, because I’ve just got completely off track there: Have you ever tried hanging out in regular life with Chinese Eggs or other toys in your p*ssy?
No. No, I haven’t. I only do that for shoots. I’m kind of boring in my real life, unfortunately, [shrugs her shoulders] but that’s just me. You get to see the exciting, fun side of me in my shoots. [laughs]
All right, I hope that answered your questions, ok?
Bye"
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