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Old 12-06-2011, 06:20 AM   #10
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Well, Max, if you wouldn't mind a suggestion?

If you do, stop reading here. \\\


Ah, I knew you couldn't resist!

OK, so... I'll tell my story and you can make of it what you will . I was driving on a main street one year (?) and noticed a group of really cute girls in bikinis and a few guys with a sign saying "Bikini Car Wash $5". Long story short (that's what we all say isn't it?) I ended up going to the nearby market, buying a pack of paper plates and a load of whipped cream canisters.

Needless to say a riotous time was had by all and their business increased decisively as I had predicted. They insisted on re-imbursing me my investment and I enjoyed a lovely, lovely afternoon.


I really should charge for this s**t. But Gawd it's so simple.
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